i can't find your socks.

call me.

and you need a thread with your name in it.



[Edited on March 5, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : whooops]

3/5/2008 1:09:33 PM

awwww so sweet. it's like you're married already.

3/5/2008 1:16:11 PM

might as well be


seriously



[Edited on March 5, 2008 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2008 1:19:47 PM

hahaha so you've stopped having sex already ?

or are you tryin tah make babies now?

3/5/2008 2:12:59 PM

Marcus Welby?

3/5/2008 2:33:45 PM

3/5/2008 2:34:46 PM

how are those fake tits?

i just dont think that i could get into them...i like my women real even if they are smaller

3/5/2008 2:39:14 PM

why do people keep calling them fake, they're real if you can touch them

3/5/2008 2:42:28 PM

if you want to argue semantics thats fine

you know when i type fake i mean implants

i just dont think i could get into them, but i have never been with a chick with implants (or maybe i have and she didnt say anything, there are a few fuzzy nights)

3/5/2008 2:44:42 PM

it's titties, who cares, be happy you're playing with them

god damn you wolfwebbers argue, care, and bitch about the stupidest shit

3/5/2008 2:47:53 PM

Fake tits suck. I could get over them if I really liked the girl...but if she was planning on getting them while we were dating, I'd try my best to get her not to get them.

3/5/2008 2:51:35 PM

3/5/2008 2:54:17 PM

Quote :

"i just dont think i could get into them,"

shut the fuck up, you'll take whatever you can get

3/5/2008 2:54:44 PM

jeeebus

this went to hell

[Edited on March 5, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : and still no codes wtf are you??? ]

3/5/2008 2:59:02 PM

if they give me a boner they are real

3/5/2008 2:59:29 PM

^^completely unexpected

[Edited on March 5, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

3/5/2008 2:59:35 PM

boobie noobs are so funny

3/5/2008 3:12:44 PM

nubbie boobie noobs are even funnier

3/5/2008 3:15:09 PM

Quote :

"Fake tits suck."

I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Turn In Your ManCard. Now.

3/5/2008 3:15:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbPXprKOybw

3/5/2008 3:16:54 PM

Some girls need fake tits

For every natural C cups theres 100 Gwen Stefani's out there

3/5/2008 3:17:50 PM

It's not even the size that matters that much, its not being saggy as shit. I'd pick small/not saggy over big natural saggy ones any day

3/5/2008 3:20:39 PM

^that's basically it - doesn't matter what they are made of, it's a matter of 'upkeep'.

3/5/2008 3:21:15 PM

BOOB TALK




never heard this before!

3/5/2008 3:25:50 PM

Quote :

"I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Turn In Your ManCard. Now"

You ever messed around with a girl with fake tits?? Serious question.

Until I had, I didn't see the big deal with "hating" on fake tits. But after I had...I completely understood. They look great, but feel like shit. Hard and fake. It's almost a turnoff. Its also a trick...because they looks so great and big...you just want to grab the shit out of them and play with them...then once you do, you're disappointed. Then you keep messing around in other ways, and you see those beautiful tits, and grab them again...only to be let down again.

I'll say it again...fake tits look great (if they're reasonable)...but when it comes to actual foreplay...fake tits suck.

3/5/2008 3:26:41 PM

It doesn't bother me since I never spend more time actually touching the tits

They're mainly there for visual appeal and the occasional cock holster, but I don't knead the motherfuckers like I'm checking for cancer

I'd say look is more important than feel....thousands of people see your tits (at least the outline of them or cleavage) and only dozens actually touch them

3/5/2008 3:29:27 PM

sorry i fucked up this thread
my bad

3/5/2008 3:33:09 PM

Quote :

"You ever messed around with a girl with fake tits?? Serious question."

yeah - i fucked her, too.

3/5/2008 3:35:08 PM

Quote :

"but I don't knead the motherfuckers like I'm checking for cancer"

3/5/2008 3:35:19 PM

Quote :

" Until I had, I didn't see the big deal with "hating" on fake tits. But after I had...I completely understood. They look great, but feel like shit. Hard and fake."

they bounce weird

that's all im gonna say

3/5/2008 3:39:29 PM

On a girl that lost a ton of weight/boob fat they don't end up all super hard and shit like that which is pretty cool. Especially if they don't go bigger or much bigger than they were before they lost all the weight.

3/5/2008 3:40:56 PM

Quote :

"Hard and fake"

yes

above the muscle saline=no dice

3/5/2008 3:41:28 PM

true

3/5/2008 3:51:51 PM

where the eff is he?!?!?!??!


hes got a soccer game pretty much as soon as he gets out of work.....

3/5/2008 3:52:42 PM

He's cheating on j00!

3/5/2008 3:55:44 PM

he's a cheatin

retaliate

with me

3/5/2008 4:00:59 PM

effectively moved this thread off topic

3/5/2008 4:01:17 PM

hey d7freestyler, joie can't find your socks cause you left them at my house last night

[no homo]

ahhahah

3/5/2008 4:37:15 PM

check yo inbox when you get online homie

3/7/2008 9:58:39 AM

HOOOOMMIEE


soy bored

3/7/2008 10:02:49 AM

i never even responded to the only thread ever dedicated to me.

3/7/2008 6:58:47 PM