took the trash out, and went to replace the bag in the kitchen trash can

so i went to get a trash bag out of the cabinet. the box is in a cabinet under the counter... right behind a box of aluminum foil. i grabbed a bag in a hurry, not really paying attention, and pulled back. my wrist somehow ended up right on those metal teeth on the foil box that you rip the foil off with. so i literally got this slit in my wrist.

im pretty sure they say you're supposed to do it the other direction to inflict bloody death... and i also saw first hand that its not THAT bloody.

but the worst part -- now i'm gonna look like some attention whore emo cutter. boohoo

3/5/2008 11:15:21 PM

aint that some shit... i cut my finger earlier on a mirror

3/5/2008 11:16:24 PM

took the trash out, and went to replace the bag in the kitchen trash can

so i went to get a trash bag out of the cabinet. the box is in a cabinet under the counter... right behind a box of aluminum foil. i grabbed a bag in a hurry, not really paying attention, and pulled back. my wrist somehow ended up right on those metal teeth on the foil box that you rip the foil off with. so i literally got this slit in my wrist.

im pretty sure they say you're supposed to do it the other direction to inflict bloody death... and i also saw first hand that its not THAT bloody.

but the worst part -- now i'm gonna look like some attention whore emo cutter. boohoo

3/5/2008 11:16:28 PM

Foil boxes are a death trap. My ole man is a Chef and has really messed himself up on them.

3/5/2008 11:16:29 PM

not funny. i was actually worried for a second there

3/5/2008 11:16:42 PM

3/5/2008 11:17:20 PM

^^ i wasnt

3/5/2008 11:17:43 PM

emo faggot, where are my Nintendo games?

3/5/2008 11:18:47 PM

fuck aluminum foil boxes, i sliced my finger pretty good one time getting some foil off the roll

3/5/2008 11:23:30 PM

Quote :

"emo faggot, where are my Nintendo games?"

i dont know where your nintendo games are, i likely sold them to buy drugs at some point. please send an itemized invoice and i will either replace your games or reimburse you for them (offer only valid for 5 years HA HA)

and by the way, it really is a slit on my wrist, and i'd imagine it's deeper than the ones that suicidal people do with razor blades. since this was an accident, i just whacked it across there really fast without any idea i was about to be cut. instead of a scared cutter who barely breaks the skin and goes really slow.

3/5/2008 11:25:59 PM

AUTO PAD IS GO

3/5/2008 11:26:43 PM

catalyst why do i make you so infatuated

3/5/2008 11:30:45 PM

i know that game

3/5/2008 11:31:17 PM

lerrrrrrveeeeee

3/5/2008 11:32:23 PM

albondiga

3/5/2008 11:33:23 PM

What were you people worried about, him really doing this would not be his style.

I've always been afraid of doing something like this and having to go in for stiches, and explain that it isn't what it looks like.

3/5/2008 11:33:57 PM

i had to go for stitches tonighti!!!! not on my wrist though. on my finger. and i still got the inquisition. no, i did not try to kill myself by slicing off the top of my finger. that is just stupid.

3/5/2008 11:43:41 PM

That would be a funny way to do it.

3/5/2008 11:45:53 PM

i'm sure mayve if it was vad enough you could die. but...it would be a long process of bleeding. like it would take days.

back to the original post, i'm still confused...how does one slit their wrist on a foil box? you sound like this guy: http://www.wyff4.com/news/15472885/detail.html

3/5/2008 11:51:53 PM

nice use of blue font

nice blue, too

3/5/2008 11:56:41 PM

^^cause, like i said, i was rushing. i had just taken the trash around the front of the house to be picked up tomorrow so i emptied all the cans in the house first. then i came in and was putting bags in them. i went for the bag for the kitchen, which is in a lower level cabinet toward the back and to the side

so i just reached in there, knew where they were, and grabbed one out of the box. and when i was pulling my arm back, it made contact with the aluminum foil box in front of the garbage bag box, and i pulled my wrist across it.

i dunno

^ 0,51,153 #1

3/5/2008 11:58:03 PM

did it bleed a lot? or at all? aew you going to put a bandaid on it? are your coworkers going to be concerned??

3/6/2008 12:09:08 AM

haha, its been done bleeding for a while. what they say is true, i guess... if you wanna make it bleed a lot you have to cut down the arm and not across.

and, yeah, i actually put like 5 of the small/medium band aids on it... and then i used a regular wristband/sweatband/whatever its called to cover the bandaids and make sure they dont get dirty. and no one will really care. not that they'd notice anyway probably

3/6/2008 12:16:04 AM

i keep this in my close grasp

3/6/2008 12:23:04 AM

does it smell like wart remover

3/6/2008 12:23:48 AM

it smells like superglue mixed with disenfectant

i figured that was the smell of a man

3/6/2008 12:24:32 AM

marko, please delete that every user post here thread. its 1000 pages of shit. please. there is no good reason to keep it. and it encourages them

3/6/2008 12:31:07 AM

i agree w/ this

3/6/2008 12:33:26 AM

hahaha fuck feedback forum. you just have to wait for the stars to align



and catch old man marko with a cold one in his hand

3/6/2008 12:44:35 AM

Quote :

"i dont know where your nintendo games are, i likely sold them to buy drugs at some point. please send an itemized invoice and i will either replace your games or reimburse you for them (offer only valid for 5 years HA HA)"

haha, I couldn't even begin to figure what I loaned you. fuck it, I just like bringing it up every two or three years.

3/6/2008 1:02:06 AM

if you wanna bleed out hang your self with piano wire...

3/6/2008 5:23:15 AM

3/6/2008 10:42:09 AM

^
haha

3/6/2008 10:45:33 AM

We used New Skin to seal up snakes after we PIT tagged them this past summer.

3/6/2008 10:55:04 AM

Quote :

"now i'm gonna look like some attention whore emo cutter. boohoo"

this is new how?

3/6/2008 12:06:21 PM