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FykalJpn
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"Lawyers representing the Air Force's elite electronic warriors have sent YouTube a DMCA takedown notice demanding the removal of the 30-second spot the Air Force created to promote its nascent Cyber Command[...]

But Air Force marketing chief Keith Lebling, who sent us the spot in the first place, says any intellectual property claim should have gone through his office, and none did.

U.S. Government works aren't even copyrightable. YouTube doesn't know that -- presumably because it has no lawyers -- and it's taken down the video. A spokeswoman said in an e-mail that the Google-owned service has no choice but to comply with DMCA notices. That's not quite right, though. YouTube has no legal obligation to remove non-infringing content."


http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/03/air-force-cyber.html

3/7/2008 10:33:57 PM

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everything the government churns out taxpayers own. If they're not using it to profit, it's fair game (including satellite imagery and anything else)

3/7/2008 10:38:47 PM

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quagmire02 thinks that he is being helpful with his comments in classifieds.

shit does not compute

3/7/2008 10:48:05 PM

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"[quote] NEW YORK - A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name.
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Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account. He says he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money.

Prosecutors said the bank — which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank — confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company.

The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said.

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3/7/2008 11:18:36 PM

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"96 rock needs to die in a fire and take all their fucking zeppelin/van halen/guns n roses with them"


- XSMP

3/7/2008 11:22:40 PM

XSMP
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^they play it too much. the same songs over and over beyond the normal acceptable limits

3/7/2008 11:24:14 PM

IMStoned420
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you don't know overplayed until you've heard "hey there delilah" 15 times a day on 106.5 from Charlotte

3/7/2008 11:28:39 PM

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^i used to work at blockbuster during the release of 'Titanic'. I have heard 'my heart will go on' so many times i'd be willing to commit murder if i ever saw her IRL. the preview tapes were on a 12 minute loop, and we had that one tape for 4 months, you do the math.

and I know jackleg

3/7/2008 11:30:39 PM

IMStoned420
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dude, i love that song though (just in case anyone thinks i'm serious)

3/7/2008 11:31:55 PM

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"The inky black, angular, radar-evading F-117, which spent 27 years in the Air Force arsenal secretly patrolling hostile skies from Serbia to Iraq, will be put in mothballs next month in Nevada.

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The Air Force decided to accelerate the retirement of the F-117s to free up money to modernize the rest of the fleet. The F-117 is being replaced by the F-22 Raptor, which also has stealth technology."

3/11/2008 4:00:09 PM

XSMP
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^ yea wtf

3/11/2008 4:01:14 PM

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1/0?

3/11/2008 4:01:25 PM

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""The inky black, angular, radar-evading F-117, which spent 27 years in the Air Force arsenal secretly patrolling hostile skies from Serbia to Iraq, will be put in mothballs next month in Nevada.

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The Air Force decided to accelerate the retirement of the F-117s to free up money to modernize the rest of the fleet. The F-117 is being replaced by the F-22 Raptor, which also has stealth technology.""


makes perfect sense. the f-117 is outdated when compared to the raptor. plus its stupid expensive to maintain. plus why maintain two supply lines, repair depots, training schools, etc when you could just have one? they can take all that saved money and purchase more stupid expensive raptors (think its like $100 million). contrary to popular belief the department of defense doesn't have an endless budget to order as many of these $100,000,000 planes as they want

3/11/2008 4:05:21 PM

FykalJpn
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how many f-117's do you have to retire to pay for one raptor?

3/11/2008 4:06:40 PM

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and by 'retire' do they mean 'sell'?

3/11/2008 4:12:03 PM

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Black holes.

3/11/2008 4:16:28 PM

FykalJpn
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^^nah, they put them in long-term storage with shit like f-111's so they can theoretically resurrect them a la the mighty mo

3/11/2008 4:19:04 PM

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"and by 'retire' do they mean 'sell'?"


oh i doubt they'd sell something as sensitive as those. also like ^ said, due to the limited number of raptors we can afford, i'm sure the 117s will be ready to spring into action

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"how many f-117's do you have to retire to pay for one raptor?"


hmm how about 1.4? does that sound good?

3/11/2008 4:20:44 PM

FykalJpn
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meh, i still think it's a waste but that's fair enough i guess

3/11/2008 4:26:02 PM

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play ace combat and use the f-117 notice that it sucks no matter wheher your bombing a ground target or dog fighting. now try the f-22 and notice it completely pwns both air and ground targats and tell me that mothballing the f-117 is still a waste.

3/11/2008 5:09:52 PM

FykalJpn
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ahaha, i'll get right on that chief

3/11/2008 5:10:43 PM

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"play ace combat and use the f-117 notice that it sucks no matter wheher your bombing a ground target or dog fighting. now try the f-22 and notice it completely pwns both air and ground targats and tell me that mothballing the f-117 is still a waste."



A hail video games for answering life's questions!

3/11/2008 5:59:08 PM

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"Treffly Coyne was out of her car for just minutes and no more than 10 yards away.

But that was long and far enough to land her in court after a police officer spotted her sleeping 2-year-old daughter alone in the vehicle; Coyne had taken her two older daughters to pour $8.29 in coins into a Salvation Army kettle.

Minutes later, she was under arrest — the focus of both a police investigation and a probe by the state’s child welfare agency."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23594474/

[Edited on March 12, 2008 at 8:27 PM. Reason : &]

3/12/2008 7:58:43 PM

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""I've lived there eight years and raised two kids," she said. "They are still alive. I'm not going to let a school come in and say, 'Your street is a safety risk.'""


http://www.azcentral.com/community/peoria/articles/0321gl-peofence0321-ON.html

3/22/2008 8:21:04 AM

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wat

3/22/2008 8:22:38 AM

FykalJpn
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"Two months ago, Mayor Daley's corruption-fighting inspector general fired one of his assistant chief investigators after she was arrested for shoplifting $131.43 worth of items at a Chicago grocery store.

Now, Tracy Buckley has been acquitted of those charges. She might even try to reclaim her $77,784-a-year job.

Circuit Court Judge Stuart Katz found Buckley not guilty this week after prosecutors failed to play a surveillance video and waived their right to deliver opening and main closing statements."


http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/866830,shoplift032908.article

3/28/2008 8:46:16 PM

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=3/0

3/28/2008 8:47:50 PM

FykalJpn
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"Facing the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun on a dark West Baltimore street, Roland Scott fought back. He pulled out his own weapon - a fake handgun - and wrested the shotgun away from his attacker, city police said.

Scott ordered the man to strip naked in the middle of Laurens Street, took $800 from him and forced him to march into the laundry room of a nearby apartment building.

"He starts beating him, telling him to get more money, saying, 'Get me a cell phone or I'm going to kill you,'" said Sgt. Dennis M. Raftery Jr., a supervisor in the Police Department's homicide unit. "He is beating him with the butt of a sawed-off shotgun."

Raftery said the shotgun, then pointed at Scott, discharged, hitting Scott in the stomach and killing him."


http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-md.ci.shooting28mar28,0,5234060.story

[Edited on March 29, 2008 at 8:30 AM. Reason : &]

3/29/2008 8:29:19 AM

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wow

3/29/2008 8:42:18 AM

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"The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex."



http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2

3/29/2008 8:56:12 AM

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holy shit, how fucking retarded do you have to be to beat someone with the butt end of a loaded shotgun?

3/29/2008 9:21:25 AM

FykalJpn
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"A combination of alcohol, bees and a gun resulted in a Williamsburg man making a trip to the hospital Sunday[...]

According to police 57-year-old David Walls had been drinking when he tried to shoot down some bees flying above him using a .22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot. Walls ended up shooting himself in the left hand causing soft tissue damage."


http://wrta.com/artman/publish/article_8908.shtml

4/28/2008 4:32:16 PM

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^^^^^darwin strikes again

4/28/2008 4:34:18 PM

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4/28/2008 4:37:52 PM

FykalJpn
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"Every dollar we get is a tax dollar. What we're doing is using tax dollars to pay taxes," she said. "We are trying to do what's best for taxpayers."


http://www.wral.com/news/local/politics/story/2855483/

5/9/2008 12:41:36 AM

FykalJpn
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"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm?article=true

5/10/2008 8:04:02 PM

ajondric
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" If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. "

5/10/2008 11:44:01 PM

FykalJpn
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"The Savings Bank Life Insurance Co. of Massachusetts was so taken with the Crowleys, the company used a photograph of their newborn daughter swaddled in a yellow blanket on the cover of one of its brochures.

Just one year later, Jenny was dead of an aggressive form of breast cancer, and when John tried to start his life anew as a single father, the company rejected his claim for it to pay his wife's policy.

The company said that even though doctors said Jenny was healthy, she must have been sick before they agreed to insure her."


http://tinyurl.com/6zantz

5/12/2008 12:15:34 PM

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"" If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. ""


lol wtf

5/12/2008 1:32:26 PM

Senez
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^that's from a Lewis Black stand up

5/12/2008 1:40:21 PM

FykalJpn
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"“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said"


http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080513_wz_itch.f836c490.html

5/13/2008 6:26:13 PM

FykalJpn
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"I think I'm allergic to SPF, it all makes me break out."

5/13/2008 6:42:12 PM

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"The United States Congress has scaled back on President Bush’s anti-drug plans for Mexico and put human rights conditions on some of the aid, drawing fire from some Mexicans who accuse American lawmakers of meddling in their country’s internal affairs."


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/23/world/americas/23mexico.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

meddlesome americans and their free money...

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 7:32 PM. Reason : &]

5/22/2008 7:32:41 PM

FykalJpn
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"A 2-foot-long Ball Python snake found nailed to a telephone pole in Lawrence, Mass., earlier this week was being cared for at a Boston animal hospital Friday while a reward is being offered for the arrest of the people who mistreated the reptile."


http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16374014/detail.html

even the bible says snakes are teh devil...

5/23/2008 4:20:30 PM

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Six Dollar Burger - only $3.99.

5/23/2008 4:28:03 PM

FykalJpn
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haha, gg

5/23/2008 4:28:44 PM

FykalJpn
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""Because of the university's blatant refusal to enforce its own rules, I will never again take an NCCU degree seriously," she writes, because it "no longer guarantees good character, and it's just too hard to tell the thugs and liars apart from the high-performing majority.""


http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/2933986/

this from the university that ostracized its own students...

5/23/2008 5:27:04 PM

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5/23/2008 5:30:30 PM

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"A column in an April 18, 2007, edition of NCCU's student newspaper, The Campus Echo, referred to Duke lacrosse case and called for physical violence. It sparked similar reaction from then-Chancellor Ammons."


why does a comment like this not surprise me?

5/23/2008 5:32:10 PM

FykalJpn
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http://www.wsrz.com/pages/enews.html?feed=272904&article=3732204

"It really make it difficult to prosecute a case when the victim isn't willing to cooperate"

5/23/2008 6:18:06 PM

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