He's a Republican Baptist minister, therefore he's undoubtedly sucking cock in a public restroom somewhere. And since he's Southern, he probably prefers to blow uncut black men.


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3/8/2008 1:02:43 AM

not sure about sucking and blowing, but I know he eats squirrels

3/8/2008 1:12:49 AM

John McCain is a fairly uncomplicated straight man. I have a feeling he's well hung, and he's probably not bad in the sack, although I suspect he has a limited repertoire. He seems like the kind of guy who'd follow the exact same sexual routine every time he fucked, and if you don't like the way he eats pussy, you should just get dressed and go home because he's not a guy who's going to take direction well. Oh, and don't touch his asshole, because that's for fags.

3/8/2008 1:14:17 AM

he probably sucks cock as often as ambrosia gets to dyke out with an attractive chick

3/8/2008 4:13:10 AM