post here when you need to get laid!

3/8/2008 6:55:12 AM

im finally coming down from the "i almost knocked her up, and now I never want to have sex again" blues.

nothing kills a libido like almost becoming a daddy

3/8/2008 7:31:43 AM

I am pleasing Miley in this picture off-camera

3/14/2008 12:06:24 AM

This is the official one, eh?

3/14/2008 12:08:18 AM

WELL THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ISN'T IT?

3/14/2008 12:08:55 AM

3/14/2008 12:29:09 AM

3/14/2008 12:31:12 AM

i dont need to get laid i need to get paid! oooo im o so clever

3/14/2008 1:32:32 AM

signed

3/14/2008 1:33:04 AM

every thread on this board is pretty much an "I need to get laid" thread

3/14/2008 8:47:01 AM

^winner

3/14/2008 8:49:03 AM

no it's not

3/14/2008 8:52:27 AM

ok, half then?

3/14/2008 9:26:33 AM

I could go with half

3/14/2008 10:10:35 AM

I'm over a month now

need to work on this....

3/14/2008 10:15:07 AM

god I don't even remember

it must be like 3 months or so

but I don't care that much really



I should have named this "I need a date" instead of getting laid lol

3/14/2008 10:15:59 AM

yeah, it's not that i couldn't get it... i'm just not willing to settle any more

3/14/2008 10:17:09 AM

i don't NEED to get laid...


but i would sure LIKE to

3/14/2008 10:17:24 AM

I probably just couldn't get it cause I have no game

3/14/2008 10:17:36 AM

Quote :

"I probably just couldn't get it cause I have no game high impossible expectations (miley)"

3/14/2008 10:21:02 AM

i have like negative game.

3/14/2008 10:45:05 AM

it sure would be nice to get laid sometime soon. This drought begins to take a toll on a man

3/14/2008 10:47:48 AM

The best part about working 70 hours is that you can pull the "I have to wake up early tomorrow" card every time and they can't call you out on it

3/14/2008 10:52:27 AM

lololol tartsquid must have dumped ReceiveDeath because he's so goddamned annoying

3/14/2008 11:29:31 AM

really you mean the guy who makes 500 threads per day and btts everything for attention needs sex?

who would have thought?

3/14/2008 11:36:49 AM

Post.forever

3/14/2008 12:27:08 PM

mmmyeah

3/14/2008 12:55:34 PM

im actually trying to get laid less now

it's weird

but it's not worth the drama that is currently circulating.

3/14/2008 12:57:32 PM

3/15/2008 11:17:07 AM

apparently i must need to and didn't realize it...

i recall...and have been told...that i said "if he didn't do so much coke i'd fuck the shit out of him"....multiple times last night

3/15/2008 11:34:53 AM

LOL

3/15/2008 11:35:28 AM

i'm special

[Edited on March 15, 2008 at 11:38 AM. Reason : and i mean that in the worst way possible...haha]

3/15/2008 11:38:18 AM

Cocaine FTMFL

3/15/2008 11:40:24 AM

agreed

3/15/2008 11:40:58 AM

Where all the fat horny chicks at?

3/15/2008 5:52:40 PM

^

3/15/2008 5:54:50 PM

Quote :

"I'm over a month now "

dude

i'm over 3 months

count your blessings

3/15/2008 5:55:46 PM

Aaaaaaamen

3/15/2008 6:04:46 PM

in jackleg time, a month is like a week. i cant believe march is already halfway over.

3/15/2008 6:05:40 PM

in jackleg old people time, a month is like a week. i cant believe march is already halfway over.

3/15/2008 6:07:30 PM

gonna go with you probably need to get laid

3/15/2008 6:25:16 PM

a sailor is always looking to get laid

but seriously, time goes by quicker as you age. a day is a smaller percentage of your life with each passing year.

3/15/2008 6:27:37 PM

you could say the exact opposite, ya know

3/15/2008 6:29:06 PM

but where would the fun in that be?

3/15/2008 6:30:19 PM

either way. im comfortable in the closing months of my 20s. a lot more ups than downs and a ton of knowledge. 30-40 will be rad i think

3/15/2008 6:38:48 PM

got laid today.

3/15/2008 6:39:16 PM

I just want an incredibly sexy man to do it right and give a shit about getting me off.

Then I'll be happy for years.

3/15/2008 6:40:45 PM

I'm not incredibly attractive, but I do give a shit about getting women off.

Can't wait till I win the lottery and get plastic surgery.

3/15/2008 6:42:37 PM

ive noticed this guy talking about the lottery a lot. kinda odd

3/15/2008 6:43:02 PM

he is all about fat chicks too

3/15/2008 6:43:37 PM