3/13/2008 8:07:15 PM

vampire baby

3/13/2008 8:07:53 PM

and people still think you should teach abstinence

3/13/2008 8:08:21 PM

Quote :

"L O L"

3/13/2008 8:08:37 PM

lol, no, seriously, i really loled this time


wow, just wow

3/13/2008 8:15:25 PM

we shouldnt allow some people to reproduce

3/13/2008 8:15:41 PM

ahahahahahaha walls 4 bringtehfunny president

3/13/2008 8:23:37 PM

I laughed, but that is really sad how stupid some people can be.

3/13/2008 8:29:06 PM

i lol'd again. haha.

3/13/2008 8:30:13 PM

i bet "L.A. That Niggah" wrote that

3/13/2008 8:30:31 PM

I thought this was a Jen thread.

3/13/2008 8:51:25 PM

Wow!

3/13/2008 9:05:07 PM

someone was sleeping during sex ed

3/13/2008 9:34:49 PM

Girl: I'm late.
Guy: Late for what?
Girl:

3/13/2008 9:36:50 PM

I actually loled...I just worry when the baby is born he is going to try and feed it blood.

3/13/2008 10:10:59 PM

There needs to be some sort of law against reproducing, until you pass high school... or some sort of test. [racism] OR ELSE ALL THE N****RS AND S**CS WILL TAKE OVER OUR MAJORITY POPULATION [/racism]

but seriously, if you're stupid, why do you really want a human to endure your life that you led, being ignorant....and probably ugly, since hot girls marry rich guys and rich guys get their kids into private schools...

3/13/2008 10:44:12 PM

^
Lawrence of Arabia always felt sorry for children, because they were thrown into the world without being asked if they wanted to come

Themistocles said that the luckiest people were babies who died in the womb

/cynicism

3/13/2008 10:46:03 PM

did you really just put spics into this? aren't spics just italians? are you that fucking stupid?

3/13/2008 10:46:52 PM

Quote :

"Girl: I'm late. Guy: Late for what? Girl: "

HA, i know more then one chick thats had that conversation

3/13/2008 10:48:03 PM

i cant imagine what i'd do in that situation....all i know is she better get an abortion cause my ass dont want no kid

3/13/2008 10:49:08 PM

The first time I heard that was in like 6th grade coming from my PE teacher. I think I was too young to truly appreciate it then.

3/13/2008 10:49:35 PM

if a chick was constantly pregnant I wonder if she would save up her eggs and have periods into her 90s

3/13/2008 10:51:04 PM

I wonder if your penis was really long and thin (like Evan Stone's) if you could actually stab the fetus and accidentaly cause a miscarriage

3/13/2008 10:53:07 PM

haha or at least dent the forehead

3/13/2008 10:53:47 PM

I bet drunknloaded's dad has a really long thin penis

3/13/2008 10:54:49 PM

ya know

I bet he does too

3/13/2008 10:55:09 PM

lol maybe, idk

3/13/2008 10:56:52 PM

just joshin josh

We all know your dad has a short fat one

Like two thumbs taped together

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : lol]

3/13/2008 10:58:17 PM

I've been under the impression for my entire life that spics were mexican...maybe i've been wrong?

no, i wasn't...but i mean, fuck the wops too

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : I'm partially a spic..but from the good part of spain]

3/13/2008 10:59:10 PM

that one kinda sounds more accurate...lol

3/13/2008 10:59:39 PM

Reminds me of a time when I went to go give blood at Talley, and I was talking to this girl along the way. She said she couldn't give blood because she was constantly losing it, and I asked her "do you cut yourself alot or something?"

3/13/2008 10:59:55 PM

Quote :

"Themistocles said that the luckiest people were babies who died in the womb"

That's also in the old testament. Well the same sentiment- parallelism obviously not a quote.

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ]

3/13/2008 11:00:21 PM

^ wow

even with all the crazy stuff in the Bible, that's surprising

3/13/2008 11:04:24 PM

Well to be fair, the passage I'm thinking of is from Job and he's referring to himself not man in general. Then again Job is a character who represents the archetypal experience of unjust suffering, so his experiences and words can be generalized in a sense. Anyways I found it amusing.

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 11:12 PM. Reason : ]

3/13/2008 11:12:14 PM