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" NEW YORK - A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. ADVERTISEMENT Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account. He says he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money. Prosecutors said the bank — which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank — confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company. The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said. The district attorney's office did not immediately have information on his lawyer. Calls left with"

3/14/2008 3:45:30 PM

First of all,

you couldnt give a handjob with mittens on

well you could but it would be wierd

3/14/2008 3:46:15 PM

Not new?

3/14/2008 3:46:17 PM

i clicked

3/14/2008 3:46:20 PM

SWEET JESUS, I NEED TO GET LAID!

3/14/2008 3:51:55 PM

hahahah

nicely done.

3/14/2008 3:53:26 PM