as in "BUY A $65 BRA WITH NO TECHNICAL DATA"

what can I do (somewhat secretly) to obtain her tit size.
yes she lives alone, and I am rarely in her room without her being there

can the amount of hatred I harbor for women alter my perception?

GAH IM SO CONFUSED

3/15/2008 4:44:57 PM

i like everything about women, except this kind of "guess shit about me theres no way you would know" bullshit.

3/15/2008 4:46:19 PM

wait till she's asleep and measure her

3/15/2008 4:46:24 PM

shouldn't be to hard to tell

3/15/2008 4:46:34 PM

post a picture, i can tell you.

3/15/2008 4:46:40 PM

just get like 34C.

or just get the smallest or largest ones you can find.

3/15/2008 4:47:30 PM

I'm actually really good at guessing tit size, but that could get kinda awkward, a complete stranger leering at your gf.

Go with 34c.

3/15/2008 4:49:14 PM

yep, 34b if she's smaller boobs, 34c if she's got some nice'ns

it oughta be closer

3/15/2008 4:50:04 PM

it's a trap!

snoop through her dresser while she's in the bathroom or send her to the kitchen to make you a sandwich and find another bra

3/15/2008 4:50:10 PM

If you get the smallest, she'll be pouring out of it when she tries it on, which can be funny and sexy if she's hot. Or really fucking gross.

3/15/2008 4:50:23 PM

Imma assume that you two have sex...naked. So, when she falls asleep, find out then. After sexy time is the prime moment to find out your lover's secrets.

3/15/2008 4:51:15 PM

yeah i take back everything i said. just get the largest ones you can find.


look in the chicken bone earring black lady section.

3/15/2008 4:51:41 PM

If you can estimate her height and weight with some degree of accuracy I might be able to give you advice (coming from a female)

3/15/2008 4:51:42 PM

and if you post nude pics i can give you the exact size (coming from a male)

3/15/2008 4:53:43 PM

^

3/15/2008 4:54:06 PM

im liking the "get the biggest one you can find" idea

but she might take that as me saying "You are fat" (which she is)

3/15/2008 4:54:56 PM

haha

3/15/2008 4:55:33 PM

then get the smallest one.

duh.

3/15/2008 4:55:48 PM

your gf is fat? who calls their own gf fat!!!!

how long have you dated her? how do you not know her bra size?

3/15/2008 4:57:07 PM

why don't you shut the fuck up and read the fucking thread

3/15/2008 4:58:04 PM

just take a peice of measuring tape then make marks across your arms starting at your wrists.

Give her a hug and figure out where your wrist meets your other arm.




duh.

[Edited on March 15, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : i reccomend the measuring tape tatoo]

3/15/2008 4:58:11 PM

ask her mom

3/15/2008 4:58:31 PM

Maybe if you actually saw more then just 2 sets of tits your whole life - you could guestamate.

3/15/2008 5:00:33 PM

34 b

3/15/2008 5:03:30 PM

he said she was fat

3/15/2008 5:04:10 PM

ok good idea

oh you are a faggot sry

3/15/2008 5:04:23 PM

38D?

3/15/2008 5:04:34 PM

48 b

i'm still guessing small tits

3/15/2008 5:04:45 PM

ive got a collection of all sizes of bras. and dirty panties.

just bring her over here and get her drunk. problem solved

3/15/2008 5:08:34 PM

she might leave with a cheesey cooche but... you'll know your answer

3/15/2008 5:09:15 PM

ok maybe too fat
i can fit one tit in a big gulp from the 7-11 down western

its pretty tight

does that help

3/15/2008 5:10:14 PM

just get her SOMETHING from a nicer lingere store, ask for a gift receipt and think of it as a gift card since she can just exchange it. meaning that now you have the opportunity to just get the dumbest looking shit you can (in an obviously-not-even-close size) and play it like you were just trying to make her laugh.

3/15/2008 5:10:43 PM

Well you neglected to give any height / weight data so that means you must prefer not to tell.

Be honest with yourself. If shes a little extra healthy you may want to go 36C. If shes firm around her torso then by all means a 34B is a good estimate.

I recommend shopping at Khols because they have a very nice return policy, a nice selection of high quality bras and will have better prices than any other department store. Unless you want to go to Victoria's Secret. I think shopping there might be more fun together though. Good Luck.

3/15/2008 5:11:45 PM

No sane woman would ever make you do this.

3/15/2008 5:11:48 PM

seriously...


she's got some head games going on that aren't necessary at all

3/15/2008 5:12:15 PM

but that would be dishonest

3/15/2008 5:12:26 PM

dude measuring tape tatoo.

its that simple.

3/15/2008 5:12:54 PM

Sadly, sane women are in the minority.

Breakup Alert??

[Edited on March 15, 2008 at 5:13 PM. Reason : fdas]

3/15/2008 5:13:08 PM

Just buy her some hot panties, stockings, and a garter belt. Those are ridiculously easy to size.

Did she ask for a bra specifically, or just lingerie?

3/15/2008 5:14:21 PM

Quote :

"If shes a little extra healthy "

hey my ex was " a little extra healthy" and she sports a 38C

3/15/2008 5:15:01 PM

the number is the hardest bit to guess correctly

3/15/2008 5:16:15 PM

38c it is

SOMEONE HELP ME

3/15/2008 5:16:19 PM

Quote :

"from the 7-11 down western"

what you talkin bout willis?!

3/15/2008 5:17:28 PM

I don't really like traditional "sexy" underwear i think boyshorts and shit are the hot ones

3/15/2008 5:17:38 PM

I am a 34 size and I am not fat. Most women are 36 or 38, not just boobs but ribs and fat up there as well. I would go with 38 D because of the big gulp and she is a bit rolly.


[Edited on March 15, 2008 at 5:21 PM. Reason : ....]

3/15/2008 5:18:02 PM

Do you have any pictures of her?

3/15/2008 5:18:03 PM

Quote :

"post a picture, i can tell you."

haha I came in here to post that

3/15/2008 5:18:44 PM

3/15/2008 5:20:03 PM

haha SHE IS A BIT ROLLY

3/15/2008 5:20:40 PM

Quote :

"she might take that as me saying "You are fat" (which she is)"

3/15/2008 5:20:44 PM