MaximaDrvr
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http://youporn.com/watch/159827
Or one of. 3/18/2008 8:15:23 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
i need friends like that 3/18/2008 8:18:08 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
whoa 3/18/2008 8:18:46 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i watched that the other day lol 3/18/2008 8:21:12 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like they're fuckin on a bunch of bubble wrap 3/18/2008 8:22:26 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i think her vagina has fangs iirc 3/18/2008 8:22:57 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
except she is naaaasty. in the bad way. 3/18/2008 8:23:30 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I hope his girlfriend enjoys the STD 3/18/2008 8:36:14 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Weird boobs.
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[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 8:44 PM. Reason : .] 3/18/2008 8:41:35 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
whats up with all the foreplay for jerkers? i kept hitting fast forward cause i wanted to see her boobs, and she sits there talking for like half the movie.
do people really enjoy foreplay when they're jerking off? 3/18/2008 8:46:54 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
should have used a plastic bag and played race the clock 3/18/2008 8:48:38 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
nah i usually at least skip the first 33 percent...the ending is key though 3/18/2008 8:49:47 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Whats the point of a money shot if you can't see shit? 3/18/2008 8:50:20 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hope his girlfriend enjoys the STD
" |
typical uggo response3/18/2008 9:04:41 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
he's not wearing a condom
I really don't give a shit about the bitch he's fucking
but I'm sure his girlfriend would 3/18/2008 9:10:52 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
im sure his g/f is an uggo with big fat titties.
and not the good fat.
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : ..] 3/18/2008 9:14:00 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
dude must dig them, then, if he needs to hide his face
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:15 PM. Reason : so he can keep his uggo girlfriend] 3/18/2008 9:14:52 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
she is worn out underneath. 3/18/2008 9:15:41 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
She's got a saggin ass. Kind of sad cause she's got nice tits and is pretty thin everywhere else. 3/18/2008 9:15:55 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
maybe he didnt want his uggo gf to see the video 3/18/2008 9:16:07 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^
hey. vagina everyday is better than no vagina
im sure you're well aware of that....with your current situation and all.
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:17 PM. Reason : .] 3/18/2008 9:17:10 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I thought for sure when the door opened near the end it was gonna be his GF 3/18/2008 9:18:22 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
btw...thought this thread was gonna be on this:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/27119 3/18/2008 9:19:00 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
There are a million porns out there like this. What makes this one so special? 3/18/2008 9:19:29 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ you're amazingly lame trying to start fights
you know that, right?
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : .] 3/18/2008 9:19:43 PM |
scud All American 10804 Posts user info edit post |
wait...so a less than average stripper with a bad boobjob fscking a 'friend' on camera i the best b-day gift ever?
i'm going to go with....not
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : whatever] 3/18/2008 9:20:44 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
your mommas lame ^^
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : x] 3/18/2008 9:21:08 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
it looks like you were the one trying to start a fight, stillfucksia... or something to that effect, you obviously were very offended by this video. even though i think most of us can see that its porn, and therefore it has a really bad made up plot. there is no girlfriend.
why on earth would you post over and over and over about him being a cheater and getting an STD and etc etc etc? its just another silly porno, its not real life, dont let it hurt your feelings!] 3/18/2008 9:23:23 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I thought for sure when the door opened near the end it was gonna be his GF" |
and about the boobs, not a great job and her meat flaps were all over the place but im not going to argue with a free birthday fuck3/18/2008 9:24:11 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
where do you find out its his bday? it says like "best ride" 3/18/2008 9:25:33 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you obviously were very offended by this video" |
nah, just the lack of safe sex if he doesn't want to be found out: I don't give a shit about his cheating, it's his conscience
she tapes herself for the internet: if she's had unprotected sex this time, she's probably done it lots of times with lots of other guys
yes, I'm well aware it may be a construction: but what guy would agree to fucking with a paper bag on his head for no reason? I guess he could be dreadfully ugly or something.
and please, don't insult me by saying that I start anything with NC86, who's been nothing but a complete troll (like you!) since day one
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .]3/18/2008 9:25:46 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yes, I'm well aware it may be a construction: but what guy would agree to fucking with a paper bag on his head for no reason?" |
Because porns are full of thought and great plots....
retard3/18/2008 9:27:26 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "where do you find out its his bday? it says like "best ride"" |
she says birthday3/18/2008 9:27:58 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but what guy would agree to fucking with a paper bag on his head for no reason?" |
come on, seriously? what guy would agree to stick his dick through a pizza box. what girl would wear a toilet seat around her neck and get slapped?
and "for no reason".... there's ALWAYS a reason, and the reason here is pretty obvious
just think about porn for a second, and think about how few movies/clips/scenes youve ever seen that DIDN'T have a gimmick of some sort. i cant remember the last time i saw a porn that was just 2 people fucking. at the very least, they'll make it about blowjobs or some category. sometimes its about people with bags on their heads. sometimes its about clowns. sometimes its about sticking your dick through a hole in the wall. etc
i'll give you a few points on the STD thing, although according to AVN, a lot of "adult film stars" have been tested. but i guess the websluts might not be tested.]3/18/2008 9:29:29 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ troll my ass.
you've thoroughly enjoyed the arguments we've had. and though i may have picked on you once or twice, which i may add was well deserved, it doesnt mean i was a troll.
....although i will admit that I was a troll from time to time ( but that doesnt automatically make me a full troll...maybe like half or something )
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : and BS.... you've started shit with me. dont even lie. ] 3/18/2008 9:31:14 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I'm tempted to put an ad for something like this on craigslist. 3/18/2008 9:32:42 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "just think about porn for a second, and think about how few movies/clips/scenes youve ever seen that DIDN'T have a gimmick of some sort. i cant remember the last time i saw a porn that was just 2 people fucking. at the very least, they'll make it about blowjobs or some category. sometimes its about people with bags on their heads. sometimes its about clowns. sometimes its about sticking your dick through a hole in the wall. etc" |
This is exactly why porn is mostly retarded. When did people start needing to see a half-hearted construction of something before watching some fucking?3/18/2008 9:33:05 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
dont lie you probably watch porn too
[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : .] 3/18/2008 9:33:45 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Where did I say I didn't?
I just hate all that ridiculous shit, and I, like most people, skip those parts. 3/18/2008 9:35:17 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
ok thanks for clarifying 3/18/2008 9:35:47 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
dnl...i heard she's into face rape 3/18/2008 9:36:27 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "This is exactly why porn is mostly retarded. When did people start needing to see a half-hearted construction of something before watching some fucking?" |
hey i never said that i didnt agree with that.
although i kinda don't agree. i think that as long as they are aware that they are being silly, then it's not stupid. cause no matter how silly, gimmicks sell. in the porn industry (especially online), the smaller the niche, the bigger the profit. i used to dabble in running internet porn sites. basically traffic funnels/feeder sites.... but ive read all sorts of magazines and websites about this kind of shit (haha yes there are magazines specifically for porno webmasters)
i guess you would be surprised at how many people need some sort of gimmick in order to get off
Quote : | "I just hate all that ridiculous shit, and I, like most people, skip those parts." |
i skip the talking part, where they almost always seem to be getting some sort of bio on the girl while she wears clothes.]3/18/2008 9:36:56 PM |
Snewf All American 63361 Posts user info edit post |
so...
anybody notice that youporn has a lot more gay stuff than xtube and redtube? 3/18/2008 9:37:52 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
cant say that ive searched for gay porn on any of those snewf 3/18/2008 9:38:59 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i am not particularly fond of face rape...i'd rather watch something else 3/18/2008 9:39:24 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "cant say that ive searched for gay porn on any of those snewf" |
yea, ive never seen any gay shit on redtube or youporn.
you'd have to intentionally be looking for that shit
~3/18/2008 9:41:07 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
masturbation pulls up some gay shit 3/18/2008 9:42:16 PM |
Snewf All American 63361 Posts user info edit post |
I don't mean searching for gay porn
I just mean that more gay porn pops up as incidental to my searches on there
maybe my tastes are just gay 3/18/2008 9:42:25 PM |
Snewf All American 63361 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a gay man with a lesbian's brain trapped in a straight man's body 3/18/2008 9:42:59 PM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
are you guys seriously arguing about porn? that just takes the fun out of it. 3/18/2008 9:45:47 PM |