Im selling a van.

No email

this african called me on the phone.

i am meeting him today

3/24/2008 2:29:57 PM

buy an ad

3/24/2008 2:30:23 PM

i will play my bagpipes at your funeral when he knifes you and steals your van

3/24/2008 2:30:37 PM

buy a gun

3/24/2008 2:30:44 PM

I hope when you meet up with him, he goes, let me hold $20 then walks off.

3/24/2008 2:30:56 PM

he's gonna paint it to look like a cab

3/24/2008 2:31:24 PM

i encourage you to carry a sidearm sir.

3/24/2008 2:31:33 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_fraud

3/24/2008 2:31:34 PM

i've got a sidearm. but not gonna take it.

ill take some of my posse'

3/24/2008 2:33:41 PM

you gon get raped

3/24/2008 3:43:19 PM

"do you take money orders?"

3/24/2008 3:44:29 PM

is "african" your politically correct way of saying black guy?

3/24/2008 3:44:50 PM

it will be a cab in no time

3/24/2008 3:52:28 PM

whatever you do, don't cheat him out of some plutonium for your time machine

3/24/2008 4:25:55 PM

nah, its more of a work van than a taxi. a big econoline. only has 2 front seats. the rest is bare metal.

its on the street, so he knows what it looks like

.i called him back, but no answer. hmmm

it begins

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ]

3/24/2008 5:03:18 PM

ok.

so i didnt get robbed. but he tried to tell me a little about depreciation

he is going to talk to his wife about $1100-1200 price for the van.

3/24/2008 8:41:32 PM

hmm, so he wants to look at it during the day today.

i just hope he doesnt have a shipper

3/25/2008 11:03:15 AM

lol, has he asked how many bodies can fit in the back? or how many kilos can be packed into the sidewalls without a noticeable shift in the suspension?

3/25/2008 11:13:13 AM

he wanted it for "moving a few things around"

3/25/2008 11:17:56 AM