3/24/2008 10:50:11 PM

aw, come on... you have to at least make up 5 reasons

3/24/2008 10:50:40 PM

3/24/2008 10:51:24 PM

UNDER

COVER

SQUIRREL

3/24/2008 10:52:15 PM

1. you people
2. you people
3. you people
4. you people
5. you people

3/24/2008 10:52:19 PM

1. Squirrel stew?

3/24/2008 10:52:54 PM

2. apple cores

3/24/2008 10:53:13 PM

BB GUNS. my dad soots squirrels out of his bedroom window. cause they get into our birdfeeder. he doesn't do it when i'm visiting though because i cry

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : whooops]

3/24/2008 10:54:25 PM

so you're kindof a redneck then, yeah?

3/24/2008 11:08:58 PM

no that is the funny part. my parents live in north raleigh. my dad is from pittsburgh haha...i guess he just really likes birds and really hates squirrels

3/24/2008 11:10:35 PM

Quote :

"he doesn't do it when i'm visiting though because i cry"

pussy

3/24/2008 11:18:45 PM

true story:

I was walking into the free expression tunnel once, and this squirrel ran down a tree, and snagged a banana peel to eat. then this HUGE FUCKING RAT jumped out of the bushes and fought his ass for that banana peel.


it was a little scary

3/24/2008 11:20:16 PM

This is the free expression tunnel, and its survival of the fucking fittest.

3/24/2008 11:21:21 PM

Quote :

"it was a little scary"

pussy

3/24/2008 11:21:44 PM

hahaha

true. in all fairness, that rat earned that goddamned peel

^ man, I live in a clean house. I'm not like you. I'm not used to HUGE FUCKING RATS WITH KNIVES AND GATS

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM. Reason : MOAR TEXT]

3/24/2008 11:21:54 PM

how about not being able to decide which way to go when it is in the middle of a road and a car is approaching

3/24/2008 11:23:41 PM

Quote :

"I live in a clean house"

pussy

3/24/2008 11:24:42 PM

3. Niggas always be tryin ta cop mah nutz

3/24/2008 11:33:28 PM

1) most likely to die on campus?

3/24/2008 11:35:16 PM

no way squirrels on campus, at least by chass, were some faaaaaat well fed motherfuckers

3/24/2008 11:36:48 PM

guess the hawks didn't get over there much

3/24/2008 11:38:26 PM

not with all the clearing of the trees

3/24/2008 11:42:33 PM

the ones ive seen were fried to a crisp on electric lines. victims to the transformer

3/24/2008 11:42:56 PM

I was walking through the brickyard once, and saw a squirrel dart across the place, and noticed it was being chased by a hawk.

So the squirrel runs under this bench, which is occupied by this dude reading the technician. Apparently the hawk isn't looking at the guy, so it flies right into the dude's paper.

The dude freaks out because there's a huge ball of feathers and paper flapping around in his lap, and he has no idea what's going on.

I almost pissed myself.

3/25/2008 12:48:25 AM

true story saw a squirrel attack and eat a chipmonk once. crazy shit.

3/25/2008 12:50:02 AM

true story, i woke up vibrating one day, turns out, i was in a sharper image, turns out, i had a hard on, turns out, no one cared.

3/25/2008 1:52:12 AM

It turns out it's man

3/25/2008 2:03:29 AM

3/25/2008 4:12:33 AM