I honestly feel bad for anyone that has never experienced the conversations that go on in a black barber shop.


it's probably the most hilarious shit you will ever hear.

3/26/2008 4:25:04 PM

Just rent Barbershop or Barbershop 2.

3/26/2008 4:27:10 PM

try being the lone white boy in a barber shop in ghetto Jacksonville, Fla.

3/26/2008 4:27:31 PM

how does it feel to have that hilarious and somewhat sacred gathering spot parodied in movies such as Coming to America and Barber Shop?

3/26/2008 4:28:21 PM

eh, the one white guy that works at my barber shop is probably the best barber
he's the one I go to


imagine that shit. he has newpaper acticles framed on his section of the wall that read "The White Guy Makes The Cut", hahah


^ eh movies are movies. I can't hate on them. They're just trying to make a buck. I do feel bed for anyone that takes a comedy as real life, and in turn holds those expectations to be true

3/26/2008 4:28:43 PM

lmao. You're fucking kidding me, right?

3/26/2008 4:29:32 PM

Not at all. His name is D
he gives a good cut.

3/26/2008 4:30:35 PM

pics or it didnt happen

3/26/2008 4:31:28 PM

I used to get my hair cut down in Lexington by some black guy, I totally forget his name(Walt/Ward maybe?) but he was very cost effective...always had some friends in chatting back and forth with them but I could never understand what they were saying. He used to be some basketball player in college, very tall, had newspaper clippings of him. His slogan was "The American Dream"

Anyone else from Lexington know of whom I speak of?

3/26/2008 4:31:48 PM

I feel bed for you, son. I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

3/26/2008 4:33:05 PM

In Brooklyn I got a bootleg copy of superbad in one such establishment.

Also got a straight razor shave.

Two thumbs up.

3/26/2008 4:35:48 PM

anyway, it was hilarious....


two girls walked by outside (they were selling perfume and cologne or something), and one of the barbers was like "OH, shit. That bitch has some big ass titties. Hey man, go talk to her and get her in here."

Someone goes outside to get her, and as she gets closer to the door, one of the barbers says "Damn, I hate it when they look good from a distance, but they turn out to be busted as fuck. She's got some titties on her, but she's got a little bit of pudge too."

The girls then come in, and talk, then leave. After they leave, one of the barbers said "You ever see titties so big, the areola takes up the entire bottom on her shit? I bet she has the bumps and everything.
She's probably gotta put powder on them in the summer and shit. You ever sucked on a titty, and come up with nothing but talc powder? Leave your mouth drier than the sahara...soaking up all your saliva."

"Yo D, I don't think she's messes with any black guys. You might have a chance though"

3/26/2008 4:38:49 PM

I read that in Eddie Murphy's high pitched voice. Funny stuff.

3/26/2008 4:41:31 PM

Hell naw I ain't cuttin' my hurrr

3/26/2008 4:42:32 PM

aha yeah, and as was mentioned above, you can probably get a bootleg copy of your own childhood videos

3/26/2008 4:43:09 PM

yo take me to get my hairs cut

3/26/2008 5:08:31 PM

in the white boy barber shop i go to all we talk about is hunting, fishing, and ACC sports.

3/26/2008 5:12:49 PM

Remind me not to flash those folks, EMCE.

3/26/2008 5:29:15 PM

I go to a barber shop/beauty salon that is staffed with all black people but I am not always the only white customer in there. The only people to ever do my hair right have been black.

3/26/2008 5:33:53 PM

I'll take you to get your ears lowered sumfoo1

3/26/2008 5:56:38 PM

^ I heard that expression for the first time at work yesterday. I asked him if his lobes hurt.

3/26/2008 5:58:24 PM

3/26/2008 5:58:49 PM

this thread is racist.

3/26/2008 5:59:44 PM

get the fuck outta here with that shit

it's not welcome

3/26/2008 6:03:30 PM

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... hey ... hey.


hey.

3/26/2008 6:04:14 PM

Hey hey hey, you cain't swear at mah fiyawnsay.

3/26/2008 6:04:36 PM

what's up man

3/26/2008 6:04:47 PM

chillin, watchin the wayan's brothers.

3/26/2008 6:05:53 PM

Havin a bud

3/26/2008 6:07:00 PM

the chitchat in white barber shops is usually pretty mediocre

3/26/2008 6:07:29 PM

3/26/2008 6:08:52 PM

Awesome URL.

3/26/2008 6:09:27 PM

i went to a black barbershop in fayetteville

the barber told me to take my "pale white ass" to my own peoples barber shop



ahh well, ya win some, ya lose some.

3/26/2008 6:10:07 PM

I'll put my awesomeness in UR L

^ hahaha, you should have taken a $20 in your hand, let him sniff it, and then done a George Jefferson strut out of the door

3/26/2008 6:10:32 PM

Jim Bob: You herd dat barack Obooma is a musslam?

Billy Ray: I betcha he gun blow up the white house if he get in.

Jim Bob: I hear dat.

Billy Ray: Dey tuk our jerbs!!!!

Jim Bob: Dey tuuukkk ourr jjjjjeerrbs!!!

3/26/2008 6:10:53 PM

Quote :

"i went to a black barbershop in fayetteville the barber told me to take my "pale white ass" to my own peoples barber shop ahh well, ya win some, ya lose some."

What shop was this? I'll take that fucker out today!

3/26/2008 6:12:41 PM

^^ more like

Jim Bob: You herd dat barack Obooma is a musslam?

Billy Ray: I betcha he gun blow up the white house if he get in.

Jim Bob: I hear dat.

Billy Ray: Dey tuk our jerbs!!!!

Jim Bob: Dey tuuukkk ourr jjjjjeerrbs!!!

Billy Ray: I hear he wants to let fags marry eachother too!!

3/26/2008 6:13:52 PM

it was off of Skibo.

I decided then and there that I wasn't going to let HIS anger come into me.

3/26/2008 6:14:51 PM

Off skibo? Damn, that's one of the nicer areas too.

Quote :

"I decided then and there that I wasn't going to let HIS anger come into me."

Good for you. Fayetteville is full of people like that.

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 6:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/26/2008 6:17:23 PM

its where to go to get the best fades of course

3/26/2008 6:21:53 PM

I used to get cut in mallonee village by some old special forces vet.

3/26/2008 6:40:34 PM

3/26/2008 6:40:55 PM

wait is that what they do there?

3/26/2008 7:06:04 PM

yeah, they'll cut off your leg if you don't pay them

3/26/2008 7:12:32 PM

even losing a leg can't make a fake bitch real

3/26/2008 7:14:37 PM

fuckin a man .... remind me to bring my .50

3/26/2008 7:16:06 PM

that reminds me, what ever happened in that situation a few years back where someone got stabbed on hillsborough st. in front of that barber shop?

3/26/2008 7:17:44 PM

i got away.....shhhhhhhH!!!!!

3/26/2008 7:18:34 PM

hahaa

3/26/2008 7:18:48 PM

i'd hit it

3/26/2008 7:19:53 PM