I was driving back to work after a meeting and some lady was tailgating me something fierce. I drive on this road about 8 times per day and there are always cops hiding out, so I was doing the speed limit.

It's just a two-lane road, so the lady couldn't get around me. She starts flashing her lights and honking-I keep checking my rear view. About a mile later, she lays on the horn for 10 seconds, flips me off, and makes a right turn into a business park.

I'm familiar with the business park and know there is another entrance. I turn quickly and see the lady park her car. There's only one entrance to the building so I park my car right in front of it. She walks towards my car and and sees me -she's about 10 feet away when she recognizes who I am. I rolled down the driver's window, stared at her, put my 1993 automatic Camry in neutral and revved it to 6000 RPM's about 5 times. I can tell she's really scared now. I blew her a kiss and then revved to 6000 and kept it there. With a gentle flick of the wrist, I put it in drive and smoked the front tires like a dragster, leaving a tire mark 10 feet long. I pulled out of the lot, saw her staring in amazement/terror, and yelled "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for about 10 seconds.

3/27/2008 1:43:52 PM

pretty funny, huh?

3/27/2008 1:45:15 PM

you should have pulled up behind her as she was walking in and followed her through the parking lot with your horn blowing,

3/27/2008 1:45:34 PM

not really funny, although she was being a bitch

3/27/2008 1:45:36 PM

yeah it's funny to tear your own car up because of someone you don't know!

3/27/2008 1:45:38 PM

I was really hoping that story would end with "then I saw the blue lights"

3/27/2008 1:45:41 PM

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

3/27/2008 1:46:41 PM

from a red x to imageshack.


POAN

3/27/2008 1:47:51 PM

wait till you hear from the cops

3/27/2008 1:48:23 PM

image hacked

3/27/2008 1:48:25 PM

yeah, I thought the "always cops hiding out" was going to turn into something but didn't.

3/27/2008 1:49:36 PM

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"I was driving back to work after a meeting and some lady was tailgating me something fierce. "

Something fierce? Seriously, who talks like that?

And why did you feel the need to say 1993 Camry? Was that really necessary? You could have just said car.

3/27/2008 1:50:48 PM

lol...i'm down with how you handled the situation

automatic punk down

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 1:51 PM. Reason : d]

3/27/2008 1:50:58 PM

Back in my camaro days I was driving down Hillsborough on the way to work. I stopped at Pogue St. next to a student driver. I put the clutch in, starting revving the engine all the way up, then turned and pointed my finger at the 15 year old driving.

He turned white as a sheet and the instructor was laughing his ass off.

3/27/2008 1:51:00 PM

LOL...i love fucking with student drivers

3/27/2008 1:52:32 PM

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"Something fierce? Seriously, who talks like that?"

i use this expression quite often

3/27/2008 1:52:57 PM

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"Seriously, who talks like that?"

Off the top of my head, I would guess its the same people who yell "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for about 10 seconds.

3/27/2008 1:54:02 PM

SO WAT WUZ THA SPEED LIMITZ?

3/27/2008 1:56:18 PM

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"you should have pulled up behind her as she was walking in and followed her through the parking lot with your horn blowing,"

that would have been a lot more amusing.

3/27/2008 1:57:02 PM

it would have been funnier if you threw a can of black olives at the back of her head

3/27/2008 1:59:57 PM

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"yelled "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for about 10 seconds."

this was the payoff.

3/27/2008 2:01:01 PM

So I'm guessing that she wasn't hot.

3/27/2008 2:03:06 PM

what your supossed to do is slam on breaks right in front of the police car since she's tailgating she's at fault not you

3/27/2008 2:35:49 PM

Quote :

"you should have pulled up behind her as she was walking in and followed her through the parking lot with your horn blowing"

3/27/2008 2:44:01 PM

3/27/2008 2:48:16 PM

hahah

i enjoyed this story

3/27/2008 2:50:37 PM

10/10

3/27/2008 2:50:57 PM

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"So I'm guessing that she wasn't hot."

lol

3/27/2008 2:53:58 PM

My silver crown victoria keeps most motorists polite. The extra antennas, tinted windows, and gadgets on the dashboard probably help.

Except one time this dude in a beat up POS nissan pulled up next to me and revved his engine like he wanted to race; must have decided it wasn't a cop car since my wife was in the passenger seat. He peeled out when the light turned green while I moved forward normally, and finally figured out that I wasn't interested. What a stooge. I could have beat him but it was far more fun just to see his disappointment.

3/27/2008 3:05:24 PM