Covered in bees!!!

3/30/2008 12:49:03 AM

12 years old and mixed up with coke
(whiskey)

3/30/2008 12:50:16 AM

12 years old and mixed up with coke?

3/30/2008 12:50:22 AM

...only from Fair Trade countries.

3/30/2008 12:50:26 AM

^^^ well god damn.

3/30/2008 12:50:50 AM

in a plastic cup

3/30/2008 12:50:58 AM

hot, intelligent and with gigantic titties

3/30/2008 12:51:05 AM

In the words of my 16 year-old brother, who is bad at sexual innuendos, "I'd like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean!"

3/30/2008 12:53:17 AM

yes, but would you have your coffee with the president of Burundi?

3/30/2008 1:13:24 AM

full of cream?

3/30/2008 1:14:03 AM

in liquid form

3/30/2008 1:15:10 AM

ground up and in the freezer

3/30/2008 1:21:47 AM

3/30/2008 1:22:32 AM

i like my women like i like my yogurt...low fat...lol

3/30/2008 1:24:47 AM

i usually like my men like i like my wine

3/30/2008 1:27:32 AM

dear parsonsb,
i fear i might be the only one who caught the reference.

3/30/2008 1:27:35 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee... overpriced and from a third world country

3/30/2008 1:27:39 AM

i like my women like i like cicis...all you can eat

3/30/2008 1:29:18 AM

who the hell drinks 12 year old coffee?

3/30/2008 1:29:49 AM

like bill paxton in tombstone. DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT.

amiright
amiRite
AM I RIGHT

3/30/2008 1:35:49 AM

i like my women like i like my porn...short and to the point

3/30/2008 1:36:26 AM

don't fret, fredbot3000, i got it as well.

3/30/2008 1:39:43 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee... hand picked by a Colombian drug lord and tied up in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.

3/30/2008 1:41:35 AM

Strong, black, and proud?

3/30/2008 1:52:38 AM

...prepackaged, unoriginal, and enjoyed by millions before me.

3/30/2008 1:53:54 AM

Quote :

"full of cream?"

ha, creative gg

3/30/2008 1:58:11 AM

...constantly surrounded by books.

*This joke only works if you assume all coffee shops are in book stores.*

3/30/2008 1:59:37 AM

tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro

3/30/2008 2:05:59 AM

XACTOMAN WHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK

3/30/2008 2:08:41 AM

Quote :

"Jen All American 3402 Posts user info edit post i usually like my men like i like my wine"

cheap and boozy

3/30/2008 2:28:05 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee.... hot, black, an screamin for cream

3/30/2008 4:59:00 AM

thick, hot, black, and bitter as fuck

3/30/2008 6:46:02 AM

hot, strong, and $1.25 a serving. . .

3/30/2008 8:47:19 AM

hot, grande sized, and jacked up on espresso

3/30/2008 8:49:40 AM

Quote :

"hot, intelligent and with gigantic titties"

3/30/2008 8:54:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMoDW_cMMgg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_YVBKDb-E

3/30/2008 9:28:59 AM

since i cant pronouce what kind of coffee i like at starbucks i cant really say

3/30/2008 9:50:11 AM

Scalding hot and all over my lap on my way to work?

3/30/2008 9:56:38 AM

i don't like coffee

3/30/2008 9:57:12 AM

tea?

3/30/2008 10:01:38 AM

ground up and in the freezer

3/30/2008 10:06:56 AM

hanging from a tree

3/30/2008 10:13:21 AM

this thread proves how unfunny most of you are

3/30/2008 10:14:27 AM

Quote :

"with gigantic titties"

bwahahahaha!!!

3/30/2008 10:20:03 AM

Quote :

"this thread proves how unfunny most of you are "

this comment proves what a jackass you are

3/30/2008 10:21:49 AM

is it not true? haha

I LIKE MY BITCHES LIKE I LIKE MY COMPUTER

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fucking terrible shit

3/30/2008 10:22:24 AM

i guess so
mine was funny only cause i beat simonnace to it by 6 seconds

3/30/2008 10:23:16 AM

I have laughed all the way through this thread!

This thread delivers, IMPO.

3/30/2008 10:23:34 AM

punchmonk, the only way you would be funny

testicles on the head

3/30/2008 10:26:19 AM

Quote :

"Ground up in the freezer"

Got a semi-smirk.

3/30/2008 10:27:23 AM