Not even 90 minutes in yet....

3/31/2008 9:22:03 AM

I have done nothing today but pick my nose and post on TWW
<3 not having a job

3/31/2008 9:36:58 AM

well I've done that... but I've gotten PAID for it.

3/31/2008 9:37:59 AM

touche

3/31/2008 9:38:36 AM

3/31/2008 9:42:41 AM

The pointless Monday morning staff meeting helps to eat up a good 45 minutes, bringing me closer to lunch. The biweekly powerball drawing gives me hope that maybe this will be my last week here.

3/31/2008 9:54:58 AM

3/31/2008 9:55:46 AM

someone brought a kid to the office... WTF.

3/31/2008 9:56:56 AM

I think taking lunch at about 2pm was a great idea. Coming back to only a couple more hours and coasting to the end of monday...

3/31/2008 2:14:44 PM

i haven't even masturbated today

shit, i really need to get on it

3/31/2008 2:15:25 PM

Do it at work and post back your findings.

3/31/2008 2:17:34 PM

i dont work during the week. Now what?

3/31/2008 2:19:34 PM

^^ i know a few girls on here that tweak at work quite a bit.

3/31/2008 2:21:44 PM

The night before one of my internships ended, i was one of the last people left in the office. My boss had left early like she usually did. She had been such a bitch during my entire time there. While the other like two people there were busy in their offices, I slid into her office, locked the door, and then jerked onto her telephone headset making sure it was all over her ear piece. I rubbed the earpiece a bit on her chair so it wouldnt be too thick a coating.

3/31/2008 2:24:42 PM

Some old guy that works in this place we're consulting is shamelessly trying to hit on some new 20 something chick they just hired here. He's basically staring at her chest trying to come up with more and more questions.


I think i've billed enough hours, i'm gonna get the fuck out of here in a bit

3/31/2008 2:56:03 PM

nixxas gotta eat too

3/31/2008 3:00:21 PM