http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H5263jCGg

Figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, TSB is not a living entity and to assign it those qualities would be anthropomorphism.

In any event, can't we all get along for just this one day? PLEEEAAASE?!!1

4/1/2008 12:15:09 PM

"I'd like to buy the world a home..and furnish it with love"

Is this home to be purchased with private money or with taxes?


"..Grow apple trees and honey bees..and snow white turtle-doves"

The EPA won't let you grow unauthorized apple trees...and PETA wants to know what you plan to do with these turtle-doves. The Dept of Agriculture may want to pay you for NOT growing apple trees and honey bees.


"I'd love to teach the world to sing with me in perfect harmony"

The NEA frowns on private individuals teaching people. Perhaps we could "invest" $20 orr 30 million into a "Smart Start Perfect Harmony" program for pre-schoolers.


"I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company"

The Federal Trade Administration needs to investigate this plan for a possible anti-trust violation.

4/1/2008 1:35:47 PM

The hooksaw is quite a tool.

4/1/2008 1:36:23 PM

ahahaha:

Quote :

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

The first thing I thought when I saw that^ screen name.

4/1/2008 2:54:31 PM

Am I your Tyler?

4/1/2008 3:33:05 PM