Do they even put it in?

4/9/2008 10:07:08 AM

nope...you don't even see the dude's penis most of the time...


i'm a big fan of the softcore...

4/9/2008 10:07:51 AM

wait wat

4/9/2008 10:08:35 AM

softcore porn is lame

german amateur porn is the one true porn

4/9/2008 10:08:38 AM

it doesn't actually show dick going in, which is a huge concern.



besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me.....




[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:13 AM. Reason : anyone who doesn't know thats a quote from superbad should punch themselves in the face]

4/9/2008 10:10:03 AM

haha fag

4/9/2008 10:10:32 AM

Deutschland Uber Alles Asses!

4/9/2008 10:11:24 AM

wat?

I can't get into non poon porn

4/9/2008 10:12:26 AM

No, they don't put it in.

Professional courtesy, I presume.

4/9/2008 10:14:20 AM

I have been DVR'ing these things ever since ndmetcal added showtime to our cable. They come on at like 1 am usually.

U never see any vagina or ramming, the camera pauses pointed at the dudes ass way too much. I mean what is the point of this?

4/9/2008 10:18:35 AM

I still beat to them

I don't have to see the penetration anymore

I can just imagine it now

4/9/2008 10:20:46 AM

Old chick porn?

4/9/2008 10:20:58 AM

I mean really all you see is a little bit of tits that are not bouncing enough.

4/9/2008 10:22:03 AM

I always wonder if when they are making softcore, they just figure, you know, why not.

You are in the right position anyway, you're already making the motions, the chick's probably a huge slut after all.

4/9/2008 10:23:52 AM

Wonder if you'd get fired for trying.

4/9/2008 10:25:03 AM

Probably, only the chicks are in demand, dudes are expendable

that said, most of the time I jerk it its to reruns of past sexual encounters in my head

4/9/2008 10:26:16 AM

thats weird

I could never beat to visions of myself

4/9/2008 10:27:09 AM

Oh yeah I was wondering that too....

What is keeping the guy from just trying to stick the tip in. I mean he must have his cock rubbing up her crack or in front depending on the camera angle. Also how the fuck do they not end up with a debilitating case of blue balls???

4/9/2008 10:27:21 AM

I'm pretty sure they put the guys dick into a rubber bag.

At least that's what they do in real movies.

4/9/2008 10:35:59 AM

Quote :

"RUBBER DICK BAG"

4/9/2008 10:47:16 AM

Quote :

"anyone who doesn't know thats a quote from superbad should punch themselves in the face"

i knew it was from superbad, but that movie is absolutely not on such a level that you should punch yourself in the face for not recognizing it.

4/9/2008 11:22:58 AM

softcore was really working for me when i was in high school or something, but now its gotten to the point where i need to see either some bondage, a girl getting cummed on or a strap-on being used, etc... before it even gets me entertained. i've seen so many porns by this point that it just takes a bit to impress me, i guess.

4/9/2008 11:25:27 AM

^^i obviously was over-exaggerating..... but everyone made such a big deal over that movie that most people should have seen it i'd guess.

i thought the first 30 minutes or so were hilarious, but it kind of died down after that point.. But with all the hype people were giving it, i'd guess most people gave it a viewing.

4/9/2008 11:29:20 AM

shut up daz84

stupid retarded cocksucker

4/9/2008 11:30:04 AM

^lol

4/9/2008 11:34:06 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n18Xe6wM7AY


softporn jokes are at 30 seconds

4/9/2008 11:40:15 AM

Quote :

"but now its gotten to the point where i need to see either some bondage, a girl getting cummed on or a strap-on being used, etc... before it even gets me entertained"

IRSeriousCat won tww today

4/9/2008 2:19:37 PM

4/9/2008 2:24:09 PM

only worth watching in fast forward

4/9/2008 5:54:55 PM

^^ and ^^^^ahah that shit was hilarious

never heard of him before this thread

4/9/2008 6:09:08 PM

Quote :

"RUBBER DICK BAG"

4/10/2008 12:46:58 AM