Kitty B
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It's a wiggle."
DON'T LIE TO ME YOU FUCKING FORTUNE COOKIE   4/9/2008 11:05:40 AM
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pilgrimshoes
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[in bed] 4/9/2008 11:06:19 AM |
sumfoo1
soup du hier
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f- fortune cookies 4/9/2008 11:06:41 AM |
djeternal
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I wish I saved all the ones that said I had found my true love, etc etc etc. I think I could bring about a great lawsuit against Confucious
[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason : a] 4/9/2008 11:07:47 AM |
poopface
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Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary. 4/9/2008 11:07:57 AM |
Kitty B
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i got one that pretty much said to slap a bitch.  4/9/2008 11:09:01 AM |
poopface
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Big house like man married to fat woman: hard to get around. 4/9/2008 11:09:28 AM |
djeternal
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if you ever get one that says "choke a bitch", then you opened my cookie by mistake 4/9/2008 11:13:06 AM |
poopface
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When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon. 4/9/2008 11:21:10 AM |
