This is gonna take some talent.

Going out with a girl that lives on Long Island tomorrow night. I don't know anything about the area where she lives AND the activities we can do are somewhat limited since I'm limping around on a torn ACL.

I'm thinking I ask her to suggest a nice place to eat, I take her there, and then we go back to her place

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : j]

4/9/2008 7:03:18 PM

you're fucked

4/9/2008 7:04:12 PM

do they have carriage rides, daytime pleasure cruises, casinos, etc. in the area? try doing something that doesn't require walking a lot and you'll be fine.

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 7:10 PM. Reason : i've never been there so i know diddly squat about the gambling laws]

4/9/2008 7:10:01 PM

you could ask if there's a place that she hasn't been yet and try that out with her

4/9/2008 7:12:47 PM

Quote :

"I'm thinking I ask her to suggest a nice place to eat, I take her there, and then we go back to her place"

definitely your best bet-- that way she'll suggest somewhere that atleast she will enjoy, and if you're lucky both of you will get something out of it!

4/9/2008 7:20:33 PM

this is generally inadvisable...

4/9/2008 7:24:02 PM

Relax. She's from Long Island so there's a 90% chance she's a slut and knows all the bars. Where on LI are you going?

4/9/2008 7:26:07 PM

ouch

4/9/2008 7:26:42 PM

^^lol. Malverne. Only 25 minutes driving time from my apt in Astoria.

Its not terribly inadvisable b/c we've already gone out once, and it went quite well

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 7:29 PM. Reason : also she's on a diet right now and can't have alcohol for 2 wks]

4/9/2008 7:29:33 PM

city seach you idiot. how are you smart enough to have a job up there. but you cant take a girl to a nice dinner and a picture show

4/9/2008 7:33:23 PM

^ yeah !!

4/9/2008 7:34:30 PM

good use of picture show

4/9/2008 7:34:49 PM

^^^calm the fuck down. Don't take me for such an idiot. I already looked on citysearch and what came up wasn't that great. Not to mention her town's so small that apparently everything that came up was in other towns, lol.

4/9/2008 7:47:27 PM

take her dancing

4/9/2008 7:50:34 PM

LOL

4/9/2008 7:52:25 PM

^^^
Towns on LI are not like towns in NC: it's not 15 miles to the next town.

As an illustration of my point, the population per square mile of Nassau county is 4,650.0 compared to 754.6 of Wake County.

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ^s]

4/9/2008 8:34:45 PM

It probably takes about the same amount of time though.

4/9/2008 8:38:55 PM

if she says that she's a bird, tell her you're a bird too.

4/9/2008 8:40:59 PM

Quote :

"we've already gone out once, and it went quite well"

Quote :

"She's from Long Island so there's a 90% chance she's a slut and knows all the bars."

...

4/9/2008 8:54:09 PM

fucking strong islanders


take her to a bar and when she goes to piss crush up a bunch of the painkillers you got for that ACL and put them in her drink. fuck her in the ass in the alleyway and leave her with her panties around her ankles. Trust me, NY bitches love guys who are assholes, this will make her love you.

4/9/2008 8:59:59 PM

FUCKING WINNER

4/9/2008 9:04:23 PM

^^ DAMN SON!

but seriously, if she's already diggin' you, don't worry about where you go.

4/9/2008 9:09:33 PM

Garmin GPS or TomTom

+

The internets

=

FTMFW

4/9/2008 9:12:45 PM

LOL, funny shit.

Quote :

"Towns on LI are not like towns in NC: it's not 15 miles to the next town. As an illustration of my point, the population per square mile of Nassau county is 4,650.0 compared to 754.6 of Wake County."

Does that mean I know where all those places are? lol, no. Just gonna ask her to point me in the right direction.

I more or less made this thread for the fuck of it to get some entertaining responses, like the one 4 spots up, lol. I'm not worried about what I'm gonna do.

4/9/2008 10:09:25 PM

Read Sputter's post

he's been hitting hard lately

4/15/2008 1:55:08 PM

btw the girl this thread centers around blew me off.

yeah I've been on fire recently always

4/15/2008 4:44:36 PM

She saw Sputter's post and got

4/15/2008 4:46:49 PM

Quote :

"take her to a bar and when she goes to piss crush up a bunch of the painkillers you got for that ACL and put them in her drink. fuck her in the ass in the alleyway and leave her with her panties around her ankles. Trust me, NY bitches love guys who are assholes, this will make her love you."

for the motherfuckin WIN!.

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4/15/2008 4:49:59 PM

Sputter probably can't find his dick under his hangover gut

4/15/2008 4:52:56 PM

4/15/2008 4:53:55 PM

Quote :

"diet right now and can't have alcohol for 2 wks"

boooo

4/15/2008 5:57:42 PM

so are you still stringing this chick along, as well as the one night stand chick?

4/15/2008 6:10:08 PM

^I wouldn't call this stringing along. I went out with her once, had a great time and got a little action at her place. Then she cancelled the 2nd date via txt (ghey) and hasn't returned either of my two calls since.

4/15/2008 7:02:21 PM

snooze ya lose. Too many bitches out there to just wait around with your cock in your hand.

4/15/2008 7:05:12 PM

man, I didn't snooze on anything, lol. I never went more than 3 days between calls how is that snoozing?

4/15/2008 7:18:32 PM

i think he meant that she snoozed

4/15/2008 7:28:00 PM

oh right right, thanks for clarifying.

4/15/2008 8:45:36 PM