WTF

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"PORT ANGELES, Wash. -- A police officer used a Taser to help a toddler unlock his mother’s car after she left her keys inside, according to the Port Angeles Police Department. The 2-year-old boy was sitting in the middle of the front seat playing with his mom’s CD player when Port Angeles Police Officer Glenn Wood responded to the scene. The windows of the Ford Taurus were rolled all the way up and the car had electric locks. The mother tried to coax her son to unlock the door, but knew that he was not old enough to understand the situation. After thoroughly checking the vehicle, Wood realized that there was no practical way to unlock it. Wood then got the idea of using his Taser to distract the toddler and lead him to one of the doors. “I have four kids and I know that a 2-year-old loose in the car is as good as a trunk monkey if you can just figure out how to motivate him to do what you want,” said Wood. Wood then turned on his laser on his stun gun. After yelling, “Get the dot!” the toddler began to follow the laser. The child started scooting across the seat while trying to capture the dot that Wood was moving around. Wood led the toddler to the door lock. After repeated attempts by Wood to get the toddler to press the button, on the fourth try it finally worked. Afterward, Wood chuckled and said, “I can’t believe that worked.”"

http://www.kirotv.com/news/15839269/detail.html

4/10/2008 12:05:47 PM

you are retarded

he didnt touch the fucking kid, just showed it to him

4/10/2008 12:06:55 PM

Worst thread ever.

4/10/2008 12:06:59 PM

I hope the cop gets a badge of honor for this

4/10/2008 12:06:59 PM

Goddammit

4/10/2008 12:07:25 PM

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"a 2-year-old loose in the car is as good as a trunk monkey"

Trunk monkey embed or fail

4/10/2008 12:07:58 PM

that's some creative cop-work

4/10/2008 12:08:42 PM

smart thinking by the cop. dumb thread

4/10/2008 12:08:52 PM

I bet if he shot that bitch in the head there wouldn't be any more problems

4/10/2008 12:08:57 PM

pics or it didn't happen

4/10/2008 12:09:53 PM

Stop breeding baseless animosity for police officers. Especially when you have no idea what the article was even about.

Tip: Taser guns have laser pointers so its hard to miss with them since they usually don't have iron sights. The laser is not what stuns you.

4/10/2008 12:10:20 PM

i see what you did there.

4/10/2008 12:10:53 PM

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"smart thinking by the cop. dumb thread"

4/10/2008 12:11:12 PM

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

4/10/2008 12:11:14 PM

^6

4/10/2008 12:13:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZcG_pgp0Q

Trunk Monkey!

4/10/2008 12:14:10 PM

i think he was being sarchastic

4/10/2008 12:16:58 PM

what? why didnt the cop break open the car door and accidentally shoot the toddler?

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 12:20 PM. Reason : 187]

4/10/2008 12:20:08 PM

4/10/2008 12:25:06 PM

gay thread.

4/10/2008 12:41:51 PM

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"DID NOT DELIVER"

4/10/2008 2:11:00 PM

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"Afterward, Wood"

say that 5x fast

4/10/2008 2:20:14 PM

Wtf is happening here?

4/10/2008 2:59:38 PM

^ I mean, I can see what it is, the guy walks up behind the girl and shoots her in the head, then shoots her a few more times when she's down. Where did it come from, and who are those guys, more importantly?

4/10/2008 3:38:27 PM

ROFL

4/10/2008 4:05:55 PM

That was pretty smooth on the cops' part.

4/10/2008 4:08:16 PM