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gunzz
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http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/2007/06/09/human-breast-milk-cheese-made-in-france/

Oftentimes you come to the logical realization that life is stranger than fiction, even stranger than the fiction from your most oddball, esoteric films.This farm is so strange that I have to believe it really exists - though, my first thought was that it’s a hoax.

Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? Admittedly, that imagery makes me come to the conclusion that it’s an absolutely bizarre and crazy world of cheesemaking in little ole Singly, France. But, no. I think the “donors” bring their milk to the farm, or something like that.

The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut. I still have my doubts about its existence, though. The farm says the cheese is rich in vitamins and nutrients but I don’t think these survive after being ultra-pasteurized. Also, they have an “AB” label, which is the official label for organic products. Does that mean that the women all grazed on organic?

Anyway, you can order breast milk cheese online from le Petit Singly, if you’re interested. Will this be the next trend in the foodie world? You know, something on the menu at Thomas Keller’s The French Laundry (or Per Se), El Bulli or your un-run-of-the-mill experimental haute cuisine. I can hear the waiter now, “Your next course, course 5 out of 13 courses, is a palette cleanser consisting of deep fried fois gras marbles coated in a crispy fig and pine nut crumble. The fois gras marbles are fried in extra virgin Argan oil that was infused with 6 very rare and different herbs found only around the area surrounding Mount Kilamanjaro. The fois gras marbles sit proudly on their foundation of 5 paper-thin slices of exclusive fromage duh Fwahnce (”cheese” is too ordinary) made from FRENCH mother’s milk. (”breast milk” sounds too scary and thus, not very posh.) In between each slice of fromage is a succulent layer of organic creme fraiche, Beluga caviar, French capers and candied pecans - and the whole ensemble is lightly splashed with aged, vintage balsamic vinegar. Oh, and by the way, you must eat this dish wearing these 3D glasses to experience the full visual and culinary effect combined. Bon Appetit.”

Le Petit Singly, Breast Milk Cheese
Website in French: Le Petit Singly
Email: petitsingly@lycos.fr

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SOUNDS TASTY

4/10/2008 1:20:08 PM

lmnop
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4/10/2008 1:22:42 PM

sd2nc
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The only complaint I have about breast milk is that it doesn't come out colder.

4/10/2008 1:23:07 PM

DiamondAce
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Nom Nom?...


No that's just

4/10/2008 1:23:20 PM

SymeGuy69
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what, all of a sudden you're too good for breastmilk?

4/10/2008 1:24:26 PM

chembob
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Breast milk cheese once saved my grandparents's village in Italy.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/10/2008 1:27:39 PM

colter
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MY WIFE, SHE MAKE IT WITH MILK FROM HER TIT

4/10/2008 1:29:23 PM

gunzz
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if you dont like the cheese you can always have some of this:
http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/index.php/placenta-10000-jelly-drink-is-foshu-for-beauty/

Placenta 10000 jelly drink is FOSHU for beauty
March 24, 2008 on 12:56 am | In 03 Fashion & Lifestyle Trends |
FOSHU (Food for a Specific Health Use) foods and drinks are quite popular these days, and the ever-changing Japanese beverage market is constantly bringing out new offerings to appeal to consumers who want to have some function with their food. Even products with ingredients that may seem unappealing can be easily sold, especially in the name of beauty. Need an example? How about the zero-calorie Placenta 10000 jelly drink?

We first encountered the Placenta 10000 (has 10000 mg of placenta) from Nihon Sofuken at an expo a few weeks ago and had the following conversation with their rep:

Me: This has placenta in it?
Rep: Yes!
Me: From…
Rep: Pigs.
Me: Oh.
Rep: You know how placenta usually smells really bad?
Me: Mmm…I can guess.
Rep: Well, ours doesn’t have any smell at all!



4/10/2008 1:30:25 PM

chembob
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4/10/2008 1:31:10 PM

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4/10/2008 1:40:04 PM

colter
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yeah dude, I totally know how placenta smells really bad


silly japs

4/10/2008 1:41:50 PM

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