I am looking for a machine that can let me go into the future. I'm willing to pay $60 for plans to build one and $100 for an already built machine that is promised to work. I would like to get ahold of one sometime this week preferably. Also, I would appreciate it if it was a machine that I could use more than once. I will need it for exactly two events. If you don't have one and know someone who does please make them aware that I willing to pay good money for this machine and I am very interested.

Thank you,
sawahash

4/13/2008 3:56:05 PM

ummm, ok

4/13/2008 3:56:53 PM

why don't you rent?

4/13/2008 3:57:02 PM

classifieds?

4/13/2008 3:57:14 PM

^^Well I would, most from what I understand most machines have a set number of times they can be used before they start messing up and part of you goes to one time and another part goes to another time. Or you get sent to the wrong time and you're stuck there.

4/13/2008 3:58:37 PM

4/13/2008 3:59:44 PM

^^
right, if you buy a lemon, you're fucked

but if you rent, at least you'll have somebody to sue if it fucks up

(assuming, of course, that the half of you with your head is somewhere in time under the same jurisdiction)

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 4:03 PM. Reason : ]

4/13/2008 4:02:58 PM

You make a good point. Maybe when I buy it I should make some legal contract that states if I am sold a dud and something gets messed up that if I can't get to where I need to be I may sue that person for all their worth. That person will probably get sued much later in their life though seeing as how they will have to catch up to me in order for me to sue them.
Also I might have to add that I can also sue their decendents just in case it really messes up and they are dead at the point I am able to sue.

I wonder if it possible to sue their ancestors as well, just in case the machine was put together backwards.

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

4/13/2008 4:05:07 PM

I wouldn't trust anything off of craigslist

(or tww for that matter)

Quote :

"Also I might have to add that I can also sue their decendents just in case it really messes up and they are dead at the point I am able to sue. I wonder if it possible to sue their ancestors as well...."

decendents, sure, like I said -- it just depends on the jurisdiction

but ancestors?!?!?? you'd better have a good lawyer(s)

4/13/2008 4:09:13 PM

I can sell you the plans for $60!

My eccentric uncle was a physics nut! He had a garage full of all sorts of stuff and I inherited his time travel machine plans!

I will bring you the plans and any of the related materials I can find in his garage.

The only problem is I need a $30 advance so that I can afford gas to get to his house (he lives in Akron, Ohio!) and haul the materials back.

Please send me the money via paypal.

4/13/2008 4:33:15 PM

sweet...will you be willing to sign a contract accepting any liability for anything bad that could happen to me?

4/13/2008 4:35:09 PM

add to my topics

4/13/2008 4:45:52 PM

^^
doubtful

I'm not sure you should attempt making your own

do you know much about physics and such?

plus, how are you gonna test it? (don't give me any "I'll pay homeless people" crap -- you know they can't be trusted)

4/13/2008 4:54:18 PM

Actually I'm making an A in my physics class right now. I assume that will get me by with enough background to build it myself. If not I might can enlist the help of my dad when he isn't too drunk or high. He has a degree in Aerospace eng. so I figured he could help with the things I needed it on.

Also, I used my dad to test it. Maybe he can go into the future and get a job!

However, I forgot to think about testing it, so therefore I will need a machine that can be used exactly 4 times, once of which must be able to travel back in time. I don't want to send someone with my maching foward in time and them not get back and I have to wait who knows how long to see it again.

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ]

4/13/2008 4:58:54 PM

Quote :

"Hey, you do it all the time Hey, you do it all So take a breath, I know you're feeling jaded Talking about the time that you left me Naked and face down in the hotel hallway Dallas, Texas, 3 a.m. But I know the telephone would ring And you'd say all those beautfiul things Oh how you do it all the time How you get me on the line Your explanation Hey, you do it all the time Hey, you do it all And when the drugs wear off You find you're not so tough You think that you're so special That you're high above the rest But I know the telephone would ring And you'd say all those beautfiul things Oh how you do it all the time How you get me on the line Your explanation Hey, you do it all the time Hey, you do it all And now I know I've got the right idea No one is ever changing me again you see In any little way It's so amazing how the years Seem shorter now I know It's not what I'm used to today [ repeat again after solo ] Hey, you do it all the time Hey, you do it all Come on now you do it all the time You know that you do it all the time Come on how you do it all the time"

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 5:18 PM. Reason : link ]

4/13/2008 5:18:34 PM

this is not a thread for that stuff...this is a serious inquiry

4/13/2008 5:20:06 PM

4/13/2008 5:21:18 PM

I'm still looking!

4/13/2008 8:51:13 PM