1. your dog is named "Aspen"

4/17/2008 11:13:53 AM

I wholeheartedly agree

4/17/2008 11:14:40 AM

ye

4/17/2008 11:15:04 AM

i don't get it

4/17/2008 11:15:36 AM

Same rule applies if it's your son.

4/17/2008 11:15:48 AM

Disagree...Aspen sounds like a great name for a white, snowy dog.

4/17/2008 11:21:28 AM

if your name is trevor

4/17/2008 11:22:07 AM

My dogs name is Trevor

4/17/2008 11:23:17 AM

2. If you call all of your friends "bro."

4/17/2008 11:30:35 AM

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"2. If you call all of your friends "bro" or "brah""

4/17/2008 11:38:26 AM

or buddy

4/17/2008 11:39:11 AM

What if you just like Dumb and Dumber a lot?

4/17/2008 11:39:52 AM

4/17/2008 11:39:54 AM

aspen is a $7 bottle of cologne and nothing more

4/17/2008 11:40:32 AM

If you use the word 'action' to describe any common occurrence

"Dude, there's some major MILF action down by the pool"

"How bout a little Wendy's action?"

"Sorry I'm late...there was some serious Halo action going on"

[Edited on April 17, 2008 at 11:41 AM. Reason : x]

4/17/2008 11:40:56 AM

my friends and I speak in movie and song quotes



it's pretty funny sometimes.

4/17/2008 11:42:18 AM

You leave your beamer running outside subway when you go in to order a sandwich.

4/17/2008 11:46:38 AM

dang, I miss me some nerdchick.

4/17/2008 11:47:46 AM

the girl who lives across from me has a dog named aspen. but her excuse is she's got a tree theme for her dog names. aspen, acer, and alder. they're all nice dogs too.

4/17/2008 11:55:10 AM

I bet your name is Aspen.

4/17/2008 11:56:49 AM

Aspen's owners probably wear a $300 outfit to take the dog for a walk. You know, they have Gore Tex boots and their jacket is a North Face Ultra Midlayer Expensive Supreme II With Extra Zippers. Also a Nalgene bottle, because nothing else could possibly carry water.

4/17/2008 1:03:50 PM

hey look


people on tww are hatin on stuff again

4/17/2008 1:07:39 PM

SIGG bottles >>>>> Nalgene bottles

I got one for XMAS and feel like a douchebag drinking out of it.

4/17/2008 1:08:24 PM

Quote :

"hey look people on tww are hatin on stuff again"

it never stopped

4/17/2008 1:09:23 PM

http://fourdollarsagallon.ytmnd.com/


ahahaha

4/17/2008 1:10:23 PM

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"hey look people on tww are hatin on stuff again"

a) does this suprise you?

b) do you own a dog named aspen or the north face ultra midlayer expensive supreme 2 w/ extra zippers & the nalgene water bottle?

4/17/2008 1:10:24 PM

Broham.
Br'am
Bro-hemian.
Broheimer
Broster

4/17/2008 1:11:55 PM

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"Broheimer"

lol. that one got me.

4/17/2008 1:12:25 PM

I will reveal the origin of this thread

Years ago, my family used to foster dogs for the SPCA. You keep the dogs for ~3 weeks and then return them. It frees up space in the shelter. So we had these two yellow lab mix dogs, one male one female. We named them Patsy and Hank (after Patsy Cline and Hank I, II or III whichever is your favorite) Someone my mom knew from work wanted to take the male dog. We were also able to find a home for the sister.

Later on, we found out that the woman who took Hank changed his name to Aspen.

4/17/2008 1:13:24 PM

a: no, not at all, it's just lame


b: no, but if I did thats my right to do it and it be my right to laugh at the poor people that get on a message board to just bitch about things that have no relevance to their life


20 years from now they'll still be bitching, while whoever has that dog named "aspen" or whatever, will be continuing with a happy successful life

4/17/2008 1:13:30 PM

but you are bitching on a message board about people bitching on a message board

4/17/2008 1:14:26 PM

but you are bitching on a message board about people bitching on a message board

4/17/2008 1:17:07 PM

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"but you are bitching on a message board about people bitching on a message board"

isn't this what keeps tww going?

4/17/2008 1:17:28 PM

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"SIGG bottles >>>>> Nalgene bottles I got one for XMAS and feel like a douchebag drinking out of it."

LOL reminds me of the time I got a Stella Artois at some bar. It came in this weird shaped glass and having that glass in my possession just made me feel like a douchebag.

4/17/2008 1:19:37 PM

^hahah
yeah but the beer is pretty good so it makes up for me feeling silly when i drink it

4/17/2008 1:37:03 PM

how the hell can you feel like a douchebag by using a certain product?


god you poor people are fucked up in the head

4/17/2008 1:38:30 PM

it's rude that you call that person a douchebag when they did a nice thing and adopted a dog that needed a home

4/17/2008 1:38:46 PM

because everything on tww is super serial

4/17/2008 1:46:25 PM

super cereal!

4/17/2008 1:47:43 PM

HONEY SMACKS

4/17/2008 1:48:21 PM

those always tasted stale to me

4/17/2008 1:48:43 PM

they are so good

4/17/2008 1:49:02 PM

BITCHES DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY COUNT CHOCULA

4/17/2008 1:49:41 PM

apple jacks

yum

4/17/2008 2:00:37 PM

i hate cereal.

4/17/2008 2:02:43 PM

Quote :

"Broham. Br'am Bro-hemian. Broheimer Broster"

I've used:
Broseph
Broski
Brozenski
Abroham Lincoln
Little Bro Peep
Brahzil
Brahtslava
Brahrak Brobama

4/17/2008 2:04:25 PM

that makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

4/17/2008 2:17:59 PM

Usually I use them in the context of a running joke around my friends. It's like who can say the corniest/worst brah/bro pun.

4/17/2008 2:20:53 PM

if you have you have a lifted truck, knoby tires, snorkle, roof rack withe hella lights and drive around raleigh....fucking douche....you know you never take it off road....

ahem frat court

4/17/2008 2:44:50 PM

if you get dogs high

4/17/2008 2:49:19 PM