How come every time a guy does something assholish to me, there's a female there saying something like "That's just how guys are."

So I'm supposed to just be like "oh ok! having a penis makes it ok to be an asshole!"


I refuse to accept mediocrity.

4/19/2008 7:17:19 PM

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[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 7:17 PM. Reason : girls like assholes whether they want to admit it or not]

4/19/2008 7:17:40 PM

hmmm

4/19/2008 7:18:10 PM

what happened?

4/19/2008 7:18:31 PM

yeah, the decent ones get the friend zone.

4/19/2008 7:19:01 PM

we deal with your craziness
and you deal with our assholeness


thats the deal

4/19/2008 7:19:40 PM

^true that

4/19/2008 7:19:51 PM

Maybe you suck and aren't a very nice person or fun to hang around ???

I'm not saying this is the case but i'm only an asshole to people i don't like...

4/19/2008 7:20:00 PM

to emce:

nothing recent, my friend and I were just talking about this guy I had a thing with and she said it.

Then I remember how my mom had said basically the same thing a few months back.

The feminist in me is disgusted.


^that could definitely be the case, but just saying "hey i don't want to hang out with you anymore" would suffice.

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 7:20 PM. Reason : s]

4/19/2008 7:20:03 PM

baby, you just need to come cuddle with me
I'll make it all better

4/19/2008 7:21:00 PM

Maybe... just maybe its you're craziness manifesting our asshole ness...

4/19/2008 7:21:07 PM

That's how guys feel about girls when they're on their periods.

4/19/2008 7:21:22 PM

I haven't done anything remotely crazy to either of these dudes.

4/19/2008 7:21:38 PM

4/19/2008 7:22:03 PM

this thread is gonna be full of whiny ass "nice guys" lol

4/19/2008 7:26:58 PM

in my book

nice = boring


but there has to be some middle ground

4/19/2008 7:27:28 PM

I'm a fucking dick

just ask Wordsworth

4/19/2008 7:28:17 PM

there is a line between the two, gotta learn to walk it

4/19/2008 7:28:33 PM

ACCEPT IT HOE

4/19/2008 7:28:50 PM

Quote :

"this thread is gonna be full of whiny ass "nice guys" lol"

haha i thought the same thing

4/19/2008 7:29:35 PM

exactly the reason why guys are assholes. b/c if we aren't, then we trapped in the friendzone.

4/19/2008 7:30:00 PM

Quote :

"in my book nice = boring but there has to be some middle ground"

So basically you like your guys to be somewhat assholes.

But then when they focus their douchebaggery in your direction, you complain about it on the internet.

Just like a woman.

4/19/2008 7:31:56 PM

who the hell wants a sig other thats just gonna roll over everytime they say do it?

4/19/2008 7:32:29 PM

Quote :

"So basically you like your guys to be somewhat assholes. But then when they focus their douchebaggery in your direction, you complain about it on the internet. Just like a woman. "

Example :

how about you stop acting like a fat angry whale and come suck my dick


plz

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 7:35 PM. Reason : x]

4/19/2008 7:35:23 PM

Just like a woman.

4/19/2008 7:35:55 PM

ok let me rephrase


too nice = boring

4/19/2008 7:39:10 PM

just because my sex name for you is moana shawna does not mean u gotta go make a thread about it

4/19/2008 7:39:51 PM

add whiney and clingy to that too, ugh

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 7:40 PM. Reason : i guess that can go for both]

4/19/2008 7:40:02 PM

she wants a pushover that still isn't afraid to throw her on the bed and give her the deep dickin she so desires?

4/19/2008 7:40:09 PM

girls dont like assholes. guys just decide to be assholes if they think they're hot enough. and who doesnt want to be with someone they find attractive? however, looks only captivate for so long.

4/19/2008 7:42:10 PM

I don't want a pushover, I want someone that will ON OCCASION take my feelings into consideration.


That's not too much to ask, is it?

4/19/2008 7:42:16 PM

lick the lollipop of mediocrity and you'll suck for life

4/19/2008 7:42:53 PM

yeah, eventually you gotta talk to the bitch, even if she's hot

4/19/2008 7:43:16 PM

fuck your stupid feelings

4/19/2008 7:44:46 PM

I got my own feelings to worry about

the only feeling of yours I'm remotely concerned with is your g-spot

and I don't care about that very much

4/19/2008 7:45:35 PM

anal with a really hot girl is the best

4/19/2008 7:45:39 PM

Quote :

"we deal with your craziness and you deal with our assholeness thats the deal"

I've been saying this for the past 2 weeks

Turns out, girls DO NOT like it when you call them crazy, even though we don't give a fuck if they call us an asshole.

4/19/2008 7:46:45 PM

especially the crazy ones that really are fuckin nuts

4/19/2008 7:48:05 PM

nice guys arent always boring

nice guys finish last because most of the time, they lack confidence

i prefer nice guys over assholes any day of the week

however most of my attempts with a nice guy have ended as a result of him doing something that confuses me and i bail emotionally

these conclusions are the result of my 10+ year study of the topic

4/19/2008 7:48:06 PM

guys: if a girl isn't dumb/slutty/hot enough for you, then dont date her if thats all you look for in someone.

girls: if a guy can't hold a conversation with you, things will get old...fast.

4/19/2008 7:49:03 PM

things that girls dont like to hear
-"bitch"
-"crazy"
-"take it easy"
-"calm down"

4/19/2008 7:49:05 PM

don't you fret, plenty of nice guys here to choose from!

4/19/2008 7:49:28 PM

^^and also "no"


[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : carrots]

4/19/2008 7:50:30 PM

i bet ncsuwolfy is into anal

4/19/2008 7:50:35 PM

and if u say "bitch you crazy.. take it easy.. calm down"

you will open the doors to hell

4/19/2008 7:52:54 PM

IRON MY SHIRT, BITCH

4/19/2008 7:53:15 PM

they don't react well when you finally cuss them out for being a bitch too

4/19/2008 7:53:32 PM

I wonder if there will ever be a point where straight males and straight females will become so disgusted and confused with each other that we will cease to procreate.

4/19/2008 8:00:31 PM

Quote :

"however most of my attempts with a nice guy have ended as a result of him doing something that confuses me and i bail emotionally"

Elaborate.

4/19/2008 8:00:45 PM

^^


naw, we're horny

and hate condoms

4/19/2008 8:01:26 PM