http://kotaku.com/381789/gamestop-girl-if-you-only-knew-

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ral/603028751.html

Quote :

"Dearest GameStop Girl, When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture. You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you. Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF. So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii."

Anyone know the girl? IMO we need to get this guy laid.

4/20/2008 2:16:46 PM

Quote :

"Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you."

That's my favorite part.

4/20/2008 2:18:11 PM

axelay is at it again!

4/20/2008 2:18:24 PM

WRONG THREAD

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 2:19 PM. Reason : ]

4/20/2008 2:19:34 PM

thats the pretty good, i dont get the cake is a lie part though

4/20/2008 2:20:16 PM

worthless without pics. We're talking about University Mall in chapel hill, right?

4/20/2008 2:21:08 PM

Quote :

"I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. "

10/10

4/20/2008 2:21:14 PM

^^^ Yeah THAT is a reference to the game "Portal" from the Orange Box (which has a bunch of games in it).

And with that nerdism, I'm stepping the hell out of here as I don't want to be associated with the shenanigans in this thread any more.

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 2:22 PM. Reason : ]

4/20/2008 2:22:04 PM

PICS



NOW

4/20/2008 2:27:55 PM

They sell Portal boxed singly now, by the way. The perfect gift for someone who hasn't played it already!

4/20/2008 2:28:30 PM

need someone near chapel hill to ninja some pics of this girl.

4/20/2008 2:55:43 PM

TWW action news/Craigslist stalker network to the rescue

4/20/2008 2:59:16 PM

that was awesome.

4/20/2008 5:05:21 PM

haha that's so funny. my brother loves that store and i go get gift cards for his bday/xmas/whatever sometimes and there are always the funniest looking kids in there lol.

4/20/2008 5:54:12 PM

funny looking kids at a game store?



no fucking way

4/20/2008 5:59:29 PM

hmm think I saw her, looked half asian/half white, kinda cute, a little chubby though

4/23/2008 7:17:23 PM

Quote :

"someday - you and me could be a Wii"

that was my favorite part.

4/23/2008 7:23:20 PM