that guy didn't mean anything to me i swear
can't we work it out?

4/22/2008 1:43:52 AM

i think it's lmnop not lemonpop

4/22/2008 1:44:25 AM

4/22/2008 1:46:25 AM

oh god he's home!
quick, go out the backdoor! I'll distract him

4/22/2008 1:47:10 AM

We were in on it, actually. I knew the whole time. I couldn't just keep you to myself.

4/22/2008 1:49:02 AM

4/22/2008 1:50:42 AM

how could you
I was going to take all of our savings and keep the baby and meet you in mexico LIKE WE PLANNED

4/22/2008 1:53:16 AM

nice job. He didn't know THAT PART.




PLAN B, PLAN B!!!!!!!!

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : btw what's this about your AIDS?]

4/22/2008 1:54:22 AM

I ALREADY TOOK PLAN B IT DIDNT WORK

4/22/2008 1:54:45 AM

Anyway, I have super sperms that make you pregnant with 20 babies and after you have those babies, which are born pregnant, you'll find that you are like 8 months pregnant again. Also the male babies will have beards.

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 2:01 AM. Reason : f]

4/22/2008 2:00:29 AM

I don't have AIDS, the baby has AIDS. which it contracted by itself. idependently from me.

Damn, so I'm going to have a litter? a pregnant litter?

4/22/2008 2:02:13 AM

4/22/2008 2:03:35 AM

They are pretty well adoption-ready at birth though. They are great foster children, the pregnant babies.

4/22/2008 2:04:02 AM

will we have to crate train?
I mean, i have all these bananas

4/22/2008 2:05:21 AM

Oh good G-d woman? You do not give pregnant babies bananas. What sort of mother are you?

Did I mention the children would be Jewish?

4/22/2008 2:07:03 AM

I WILL NOT BE LABELED

and these bananas are kosher. or they will be when i get the pork out of them.

we can go to petsmart on adoption day and look at some shelters. I have a big burlap sack too and a woodchipper if things get bad.

4/22/2008 2:10:36 AM

That's more like it. Hamster style.

4/22/2008 2:12:10 AM

4/22/2008 2:16:14 AM

Whoa, is this you. If so we have more in common than I thought!

4/22/2008 2:17:08 AM

hahah yep, like 6 years ago
ahhh, animal science lab

4/22/2008 2:18:03 AM

I too know how to find a cervix by way of the anterior wall of the rectum.

4/22/2008 2:19:35 AM

hahahhahhahahah
o/

that IS why i married you.

4/22/2008 2:20:12 AM

4/22/2008 2:35:23 AM

4/22/2008 11:58:25 AM

4/22/2008 11:58:52 AM

i made a little trip to the lake last night.
problem solved.

4/22/2008 12:17:53 PM

Wow. That's hot.

4/22/2008 3:21:46 PM

I took pictures . . .

I'll put them in the Precious Memories scrapbook.

4/22/2008 6:24:34 PM

I didn't know they'd be floaters

4/25/2008 12:42:21 AM

chicken wire+bricks+hungry little fish=

4/25/2008 12:47:52 AM

hahah TIME TO GO CRABBIN!

4/25/2008 12:49:01 AM

I JUST HAD LIKE 8 GLASSES OF ICED TEA!!!!!!!!!!

4/25/2008 12:51:39 AM

EVACUATE

4/25/2008 12:59:57 AM

I just did.

4/25/2008 1:10:25 AM

that just means there's room for MOAR

4/25/2008 1:14:04 AM

hey, WOMAN. I would like some Bojangles!

5/1/2008 10:43:01 AM

dude me too!
so get to gettin

5/1/2008 10:48:57 AM

Time to make BABIES!

5/2/2008 2:15:30 AM

is it that time again already?

5/2/2008 2:29:17 AM

ahem!?

5/5/2008 1:42:08 AM

get out your vag thermometer!

5/5/2008 1:43:26 AM

hah
SHITS HOT

5/5/2008 1:46:26 AM

do you get discounts on milk?

5/5/2008 1:47:42 AM

she gets FREE MILK, sucka!

5/5/2008 1:48:19 AM

i want some free milk

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 1:50 AM. Reason : .]

5/5/2008 1:49:46 AM

I wish i did
I go through a gallon a week, at LEAST

5/5/2008 1:50:06 AM

We all wish for free milk. I still think I can do the gallon in an hour challenge but no one has put up the cash.

5/5/2008 1:51:32 AM

i tried it once just to see if i could do it and i had 3 cups to go til i threw up =/

5/5/2008 1:52:21 AM

just no vomiting plz, i have emetophobia

5/5/2008 1:52:37 AM

you get turned on by throw up? i think i saw that on howerd stern once

5/5/2008 1:53:03 AM