if you are outside of the us (actually these rules are pretty good to follow at home as well, but this isnt about THAT)

1) dont ever smuggle "just one bag of drugs"
2) dont ever "carry one bag for a sketchy rich 'friend' who you don't know all too well"

then your chances of ending up in prison or on death row overseas just went down by about 100%

also, this thread has a BONUS MORAL...

[backstory]when i see shows that i think are maybe cool, i DVR like 5 episodes and sit down and try to watch em all at once. if they are cool, i end up watching a 5 show marathon. if they suck, i end up erasing them all and never watching again[/backstory]

LOCKED UP ABROAD is fucking BORING. people with accents do really really dumb shit, know they're gonna get caught the whole time, then end up getting caught.

the end

4/22/2008 7:50:39 PM

i dont feel sorry for those idiots for one second, i cant watch that show anymore either

4/22/2008 8:10:22 PM

VAN DER SLOOT

4/22/2008 8:12:17 PM

rebublican 18 is a freedom hating pig!!1

4/22/2008 8:14:45 PM

Yeah I was pretty stoked after watching the Venezuelan prison one because of the fact the inmates were allowed to carry fucking grenades, but the show has been nothing but fail since.

4/22/2008 8:15:32 PM

The first couple of episodes were good because they showed what it was like for them in prison

4/22/2008 8:16:29 PM

and call me a stupid american, but its kinda false advertising

i mean they call it locked up abroad

so you expect some americans locked up in some crazy thailand death camp

but its always some fucking lobsterbacks or roofuckers

(does anyone else enjoy showing off their vast knowledge of ethnic slurs as much as i do?) international bigotry at its finest

4/22/2008 8:19:50 PM

I think all the ones I've seen involved the British.

Though I wouldn't mind seeing a couple brits rehearsing thriller in a filipino prison.

4/22/2008 8:29:15 PM

one episode the prisoners actually had guns and the brit was like "yeah i had to strap up too to protect myself so i carried a 9mm on my waistband the whole time"

and his boy tried playing russian roulette in prison...WTF

how do they get guns?
who allows that?
why do they not escape?

4/22/2008 8:54:54 PM