Mr. Joshua
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The last time that I went there I had pretty terrible diarrhea and had to use their bathroom. I went in there and they had this old style 2/3 size toilet and I was forced to cup my balls in my hand while I crapped so that they wouldn't sit in the poo water. I ended up not crapping much and deciding to clench my butt while I finished my meal.
After the big meal I couldn't even make it to my friends house up the street and ended up pulling over. I ran into an empty coffee shop on Airport/MLK and went straight to their bathroom at something like 7:58PM. I sat down and absolutely destroyed the bathroom and then realized that the coffee shop was about to close and that they had already cleaned the bathroom for the night - sadly the bowl definitely needed a good scrub after my handy work. By the time I was done it was closer to 8:15.
I walked out of the one stall bathroom and saw that they had stopped closing up because they thought that I was going to buy something. I walked towards the counter and reached for my wallet, intending to buy something so that I could tip them for their trouble and not look like some kind of dookey bomb bandit, but then suddenly realized that the shit smell had followed me out of the bathroom and was about to hit the girl behind the counter. I adjusted course and ended up running out the front door yelling "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT".
[Edited on April 25, 2008 at 5:21 PM. Reason : .]  4/25/2008 5:16:58 PM
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