mom went into the bedroom, shut the door and locked it.

looks like dad will be sleeping on the couch tonight

elena said unless I wanted to join my dad tonight that I'd better keep my mouth shut, walked into my bedroom and shut the door

4/27/2008 12:04:11 AM

elena of troy?

4/27/2008 12:05:30 AM

NOW WALK IT OUT WALK IT OUT

4/27/2008 12:05:32 AM

white people are so sensitive

4/27/2008 12:05:42 AM

im actually surprised to hear my dad drop the C word

4/27/2008 12:06:25 AM

you should walk in your bedroom and be like "CUNT!" just for effect

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : and to show her who's boss ]

4/27/2008 12:06:27 AM

fuck that i like sleeping in my bed

4/27/2008 12:07:04 AM

4/27/2008 12:07:42 AM

hahaha, aww

what was he drinking?

4/27/2008 12:09:37 AM

ok . . . so then show her who's boss and tell her it's your room and you will sleep in your damn bed if you damn well please.

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 12:19 AM. Reason : ]

4/27/2008 12:10:07 AM

4/27/2008 12:10:16 AM

johnnie walker

4/27/2008 12:10:25 AM

red, black or blue

this matters to my interest

4/27/2008 12:10:47 AM

you still live with your parents? buahahaha

4/27/2008 12:11:11 AM

blue

he got us a bottle for my graduation

^ nope they're visiting me. they live in san francisco, i live in atlanta.

4/27/2008 12:11:40 AM

4/27/2008 12:12:13 AM

so what was going on that your dad dropped the C word?

4/27/2008 12:13:37 AM

honestly i dont know what the context of the "argument" was. elena and i were out on the balcony smoking a joint, and when we walked back in i heard "if you'd stop being such a goddamn cunt we might be able to get some of this shit done. jesus"

its all good though. they're both a little drunk, dad probably moreso than mom, and everything will be fine in the morning

4/27/2008 12:15:27 AM

ehehe

sounds like a case of

"scotch drunk"



it's not your normal drunk!

4/27/2008 12:16:43 AM

lollers

4/27/2008 12:16:56 AM

4/27/2008 12:34:25 AM

he tried to go in and get his toothbrush and get ready for bed, and the door is still locked. he's griping and i said "maybe you shouldn't have called her a cunt" and laughed. he called me a cunt and crashed into the couch

kids, daddy's wasted

i guess he got a little too much sun out on the golf course today. i know i got burned pretty bad

4/27/2008 12:35:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfGULPOrik

4/27/2008 12:36:59 AM

cunt is such an underused word

I say it a lot and not even when I'm mad

just as a name to call someone for any reason

4/27/2008 12:38:36 AM

Tourettes guy:

BITCH


......


I LOVE YOU

4/27/2008 1:48:31 AM

your dad has good taste, and a nice vocabulary

4/27/2008 1:53:31 AM

I don't know if i can picture my parents in this situation.


How's your one handed golf game?

4/27/2008 2:24:33 AM

OH BOB SAGET.

4/27/2008 2:26:07 AM

I thought this was gonna be a lyrics thread.

4/27/2008 2:28:46 AM

Quote :

"elena of troy?"

4/27/2008 2:51:36 AM

heh meanwhile Brits use the word cunt all the time

4/27/2008 2:58:20 AM

yea so apparently he apologized sometime in the middle of the night. i got up around 7 to get a glass of milk and he wasn't on the couch anymore, and the bedroom door was shut.

actually it's still shut so... goddamnit they better not be having makeup sex

Quote :

"How's your one handed golf game?"

im pretty good actually, probably only just a couple of strokes behind what I was in high school.

4/27/2008 9:43:50 AM

Sounds like a Robert Earl Keen song...

4/27/2008 9:48:08 AM

they're totally doing it

4/27/2008 10:06:32 AM

well if they are doing it, i hope they started after elena and i finished. the thought of us doing it at the same time, a sort of synchronized sex, just makes it sound so wrong.

4/27/2008 10:08:14 AM

haha parent sex

dare i ask how old they are?

it's more traumatizing the older they are. or is the older you get. maybe both.

4/27/2008 10:12:07 AM

they're both in their 60s... dad is 64, mom is 62

4/27/2008 10:19:14 AM

ok we're in the same creepy boat. my parents are both 61

4/27/2008 10:20:09 AM

whats even more creepy (or awesome?) is that he still totally digs young girls, around the same age that i like. he was looking at my classic jessica alba maxim, and he said he would nail her to the wall and screw her until his dick fell off

i didn't respond, but is this creepy or awesome? i mean, from one way of looking at it, it's creepy that an old man is drooling over girls 1/3 his age. but when im his age i don't want to feel like i can't dream about having a hot piece

4/27/2008 10:26:42 AM

my dad sounds neutered compared to your dad

though he still has a bad habit of walking around in his tightie whities and a robe.

4/27/2008 10:28:26 AM

^ (somewhat related) haha, My Daddy wears house pants all the time. After he gets home from work, he takes a shower and puts on his house pants. Then wears them all the night until bed. This has caught on among my Mama and I do too. Last night, Lucky1 came over and he got here right before me and Daddy did. He got out of his truck, and said "Look, I've got my house britches on before you do, David!" It was pretty funny, because Lucky1 has been picking on us about it for a while. We have bought him cool house britches for the past 2 Christmases, and he loves them.

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 10:40 AM. Reason : ]

4/27/2008 10:33:59 AM

^^he should be more worried about screwing the 62 year old in the house (i.e., your mom).

4/27/2008 10:35:26 AM

you carwash cunt

4/27/2008 10:35:41 AM

maybe its just a phase he's going through... i mean he's going to be 65 this year. isn't that when people go on medicare and start collecting social security?

he used to be more mellow than this. Either way, I'm lovin it

4/27/2008 10:39:09 AM

well to be fair, jessica alba is hot, and since your dad finds her hot, that just means he's still alive.

my dad continues to say shit like "damn that girl is hot, you should get on that son".

I'm like, wtf dad, I don't need a coach lol.

he'll say shit like "damn it was crazy man, didn't sleep at all last night, she wouldn't let me".
AAHH!! don't want to hear that shit about my mom, wtf.


it is a lil creepy that the 'rents have sex. even if you're in town to visit or something. its like damn, you could wait till I leave. shit.

oh and by the way, they were doing it while you were doing it. haha.


but it is funny watching the 'rents get their party drinkin on, my dad is uber silly when he's tipsy.

4/27/2008 10:58:10 AM

post

4/27/2008 12:52:34 PM

Or is it because he can be himself around you, now that you are an adult?

4/27/2008 12:56:38 PM

maybe

4/28/2008 8:28:28 AM

Quote :

"Tourettes guy: BITCH ...... I LOVE YOU "

FUCK SALT!

4/28/2008 8:35:56 AM

Set the cunt up for...

4/28/2008 8:38:03 AM