http://www.youporn.com/watch/33833

wait for it....

5/1/2008 4:55:13 AM

first


is that eric's sister from 'That 70's Show'???

NICEEEEE.... haha it dripped off of her eye lashes... that is just asking for an infection!

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 5:34 AM. Reason : moar]

5/1/2008 5:31:52 AM

is this possible? I have never seen this irl.

5/1/2008 7:39:10 AM

Wow - the ladies must love you.

5/1/2008 7:42:20 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Oh, and apparently there actually was a G-spot exam.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot

Quote :

"Another study examined eleven women in an attempt to locate the spot under laboratory conditions. Researchers attempted to find the G-spot by “palpating the entire vagina in a clockwise fashion.” Using this technique the researchers reported discovering that four of the women had highly sensitive areas on the anterior vaginal wall.[5]"

Still don't think I have one.

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 7:45 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2008 7:42:38 AM

^

Quote :

""For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G spot or not," Dr Emmanuele Jannini told New Scientist magazine."

So, get the test? lol

5/1/2008 8:02:05 AM

Meh. I couldn't orgasm in a doctor's office if I tried.

5/1/2008 8:03:19 AM

5/1/2008 8:04:01 AM

wut

5/1/2008 8:22:07 AM

Every skirt has a gspot, every womon can squirt. IF you want me to show you, bring your GF over - I'll have her wetting the bed in 10 mins.

If you have been with your GF for over a year and have not made her gush at least once - kill yourself.

5/1/2008 8:41:34 AM

So, let me get this straight. You have actually had sex?

5/1/2008 9:53:33 AM

unrelated

http://www.youporn.com/watch/66344/test/?from=related2

5/1/2008 9:54:06 AM

anyone ^^ confident about their sexy time skills i believe is a bad lay

5/1/2008 10:25:10 AM

^

5/1/2008 10:34:15 AM

i dated a chick while i was in the army that came like that regularly. it was FUCKING INTENSE ! never met another like that. she was foreign. it was like she had her own waterfall.

i loved munching her box. it was mega-ill.

5/1/2008 10:38:42 AM

Every woman has the ability to be a super soker.

5/1/2008 10:39:42 AM

http://www.youporn.com/watch/8604/bukkake-cum-facial-slut-in-field/?from=related2

5/2/2008 1:14:32 PM

Quote :

"Meh. I couldn't orgasm in a doctor's office if I tried."

liar!!!

It would be game over for me!

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : I shouldn't drink]

5/2/2008 1:20:09 PM

Quote :

"i loved munching her box. it was mega-ill."

5/2/2008 1:20:58 PM

She must've drank too much soda.

5/2/2008 1:21:11 PM

5/2/2008 1:36:10 PM

fap fap fap

5/2/2008 1:37:44 PM

hooksaw saves the day

5/2/2008 1:41:26 PM

not every girl can do that i guarantee it

if you think thats not true you have no idea what youre talking about

every girl can orgasm and gush, but not all squirt like that

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 2:00:54 PM

THEY FEEL LIKE BAGS OF SAND!

5/4/2008 1:37:58 PM

thats some fucked up hair

5/4/2008 1:40:23 PM

from Slave's sorry dude! thread

http://www.heaven666.org/terrifying-double-penetration-mishap-17512.php

5/4/2008 2:09:43 PM

HAHAHA

5/4/2008 2:11:29 PM

^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5/4/2008 6:30:13 PM

the hair of that girl in the back .......I HATE THE 80's!

bwahahahahaaha to the guy

5/4/2008 6:56:25 PM

this is not funny

http://www.joyangeles.com/woodpooping.html

5/4/2008 7:44:50 PM

I am actually harmed by that ^

5/4/2008 7:56:15 PM

Jesus Christ Joie
why do you do this to me?
I thought it was safe to click on your links

5/4/2008 7:59:17 PM

Quote :

"The neverending turd suddenly falls out, and Ana's butthole remains open, releasing an incredible amount of gas. "

lol

5/4/2008 7:59:29 PM

^, ^^ hahaha

yeah, the narrative on that site is lol-worthy.

5/4/2008 8:00:36 PM

hahah that turd looks aweful

5/4/2008 8:04:17 PM

Joie wins..

I need a shower... ugh

5/4/2008 8:06:01 PM

JOIE

WHAT

IN THE FUCK

WAS THAT

5/4/2008 8:08:37 PM

I didn't know if was possible for me to get my feelings hurt over the internet
with porn nonetheless

5/4/2008 8:09:56 PM

that was hot Joie
more, more, more poop


jk

5/4/2008 8:10:24 PM

i hardly call a naked ass with 117ft of turds coming out of it "porn"

5/4/2008 8:10:30 PM

here's a dwarf cat to cheer you up emce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0DeOT9aWI

5/4/2008 8:11:19 PM

^^true

^ my feelings are still hurt though. this has to be the worst thing to happen to me in the past month. it's cool though....I'll be OK once my sex drive comes back

5/4/2008 8:11:58 PM

joie has got to be some kind of freak in the bedroom is all i have to say

5/4/2008 8:13:08 PM

Quote :

"Like always, Ana's turds are thick, healthy and.. big. Together with a long, soft fart her first turd slides out without any pushing"

5/4/2008 8:25:46 PM

Imma go cry
but I'm going to cry at the ocean....because only there do my tears seem small

5/4/2008 8:29:00 PM

this brings joie's hotness level down to about a 7

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 8:29 PM. Reason : d]

5/4/2008 8:29:33 PM

it's like Santa Claus spitting in your face on Christmas morning, and then bwning your sister right in front of you

5/4/2008 8:31:11 PM

christ almighty, joie

5/4/2008 8:31:38 PM

Quote :

"it's like Santa Claus spitting in your face on Christmas morning, and then bwning your sister right in front of you "

5/4/2008 8:33:09 PM