I'm trying to get this girl to do my laundry, i straight up asked her to do it and she said no. so it looks like I'm going to have to trick her into doing it, but i need some suggestions.

any ideas would help, the more clever, the better. thanks

love,
gimp

5/1/2008 1:31:22 PM

why can't you do it?

5/1/2008 1:31:51 PM

fuck that

5/1/2008 1:32:23 PM

bwn her
tell her it's ok to leave her favorite panties in your dirty clothes hamper after said bwning
don't wash your clothes and wait...
wait...
wait...
eventually, she'll want her panties back and will wash your threads too

5/1/2008 1:32:50 PM

visit the parentals. your mom will jump on that shit in no time.

5/1/2008 1:33:48 PM

you're a sad person if you're trying to trick a girl into washing your clothes

5/1/2008 1:33:55 PM

its pretty demeaning to have a girl do it, so you'll have to be like don juan to pull it off
i thinik you should just give up

5/1/2008 1:34:18 PM

Before I started dating my bf he said he needed to get a gf so he wouldn't have to do laundry anymore. It worked.

I think I'm being used.

5/1/2008 1:35:24 PM

I love doing laundry

too bad my washer/dryer is broken

5/1/2008 1:35:28 PM

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"visit the parentals. your mom will jump on that shit in no time."

i dont know what kinda mom you have but mine would never do it, unless i was sick or in need, or working really hard, and she's a great mom too


^wow...so yall do exist...holla

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2008 1:35:29 PM

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"you're a sad person if you're trying to trick a girl into washing your clothes"

pfft

most girls understand it's part of the tradeoff

5/1/2008 1:36:46 PM

I would gladly trade laundering services for doing dishes with my bf ANY DAY (I don't have a dishwasher).

5/1/2008 1:38:47 PM

Girls are lazy. They don't want to do anything anymore.

5/1/2008 1:39:30 PM

i'll scrub your pots girl

5/1/2008 1:41:01 PM

marry her - it worked for me

5/1/2008 1:41:16 PM

5/1/2008 1:41:31 PM

you kow back in the day washing clothes meant doing it by hand
now people are too lazy to even use a machine


whats next, being too lazy to live?

5/1/2008 1:45:34 PM

lafta

you're such a tool

5/1/2008 1:45:59 PM

i did my ex's without him asking most of the time... but i'm probably rare

5/1/2008 1:47:09 PM

no

next would be ROBOTS

5/1/2008 1:47:11 PM

My GF has done mine when I stopped coming home for days on end...

but it's only happened 2x's...

5/1/2008 1:47:28 PM

next would be too lazy to wear clothes.

5/1/2008 1:47:54 PM

pilgrimskank
you're calling me a tool when you're too lazy to stuff clothes in a machine
does your gf spoon feed you and change your diapers too

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2008 1:48:20 PM

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"marry her - it worked for me "

the marrying thing didn't work for me lol

5/1/2008 1:53:26 PM

lol, you should do the girl's laundry. Trust me, it works really well.

5/1/2008 1:54:11 PM

^^dman, that sucks, what happened?

5/1/2008 1:55:42 PM

well, seeing how we both despised laundry, tht wasn't going to make either of us want to do it. We're in it together now

5/1/2008 1:56:55 PM

oh i though your marriage didnt work, nevermind

5/1/2008 2:00:12 PM

Just start borrowing her socks. Tell her that you dont have any clean ones, because she won't do the laundry. She's a girl; she doesn't want your foot funk in her socks. Eventually, she'll do the laundry.

5/1/2008 3:39:14 PM

punch her into submission, dur



V

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ha]

5/1/2008 3:42:46 PM

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"you're a sad person if you're trying to trick a girl into washing your clothes"

By asking first, you fucked up.

5/1/2008 3:42:59 PM

Why didn't she do your laundry after the first black eye?

5/1/2008 3:45:35 PM

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"^^dman, that sucks, what happened?"

I found a boyfriend worth keeping.

Don't worry, I do my own laundry most of the time, and plenty of stuff for him.

5/1/2008 3:47:14 PM

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"Just start borrowing her socks. Tell her that you dont have any clean ones, because she won't do the laundry. She's a girl; she doesn't want your foot funk in her socks. Eventually, she'll do the laundry."

that's why I only get super girly socks

but also just asking would get me to do laundry, there are many worse things a guy could request

5/1/2008 3:48:48 PM

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"that's why I only get super girly socks "

i probably shouldnt say this

but i did the sock trick once

and now i've grown attached to the female hanes like, 5-7 size ankle socks

when wearing some sneaks i like socks to be mega tight and none exposed from outside the shoe

these have this like, ridge of thicker material that the dudes' socks dont, and itk eeps it from rollin' down under the heel, very well

but i feel like a huge queen when i have to buy more, or go someplace where i have to take my shoes off and have pink Hanes written on my socks

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : e]

5/1/2008 3:53:22 PM

oh no, those are fine.

I'm talking about socks like these:

5/1/2008 3:55:21 PM

jesus christ ben...

you are SUCH A FUCKING homo

5/1/2008 3:55:24 PM

*carlface*

5/1/2008 3:56:10 PM

AM NOT!


dude, i'd rock some exploding dog gear

5/1/2008 3:56:29 PM

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"most girls understand it's part of the tradeoff"

I'm so disappointed in you, pilgrimshoes

5/1/2008 4:25:51 PM

buy me a new washer and dryer and i'll do your laundry for you

5/1/2008 4:27:01 PM

maybe you should try doing somthing nice for her, and maybe she'll do your laundry


also... shoes... you're way more homo than i was aware.

i too love the girly socks

5/1/2008 4:36:21 PM

Just walk around naked at home. Either way you win.

5/1/2008 4:41:07 PM

dude, i'd rock some exploding dog gear

5/1/2008 4:48:30 PM

My gf does my laundry/ironing and sometimes makes my lunch.

But I usually make dinner.

5/1/2008 4:56:53 PM

didn't work

looks like i'll be doing laundry this afternoon

5/2/2008 10:18:10 AM

Yeah, I'm a lazy asshole. If you didn't do your laundry I'd just throw it in bags after awhile

5/2/2008 10:22:43 AM

My beu and I do laundry together and fold together... But somehow he manages to stick socks with me and its a pain to match his socks: he has a trillion different brands and not all of them are matchable! He says match short with short and long with long but I am anal retentive about matching the exact same sock

5/2/2008 10:26:00 AM

beau?

5/2/2008 10:30:44 AM

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"bwn her tell her it's ok to leave her favorite panties in your dirty clothes hamper after said bwning don't wash your clothes and wait... wait... wait... eventually, she'll want her panties back and will wash your threads too"

not sure, she could just wash the panties by hand if she really finds Gimp repulsive especially.

5/2/2008 10:32:40 AM