It's friday night and I have about $1k in my wallet.

5/2/2008 8:58:00 PM

give me the money

5/2/2008 8:58:30 PM

hookers and blow duh

5/2/2008 8:58:30 PM

^^ I'll let you "earn" it from me

5/2/2008 8:58:58 PM

ok



you could take me bowling and buy me margaritas all night

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : OOH!]

5/2/2008 8:59:10 PM

dude i'd suck your dick if you gave me that 1k...just dont take pics or tell anyone

5/2/2008 8:59:20 PM

^^ bowling ball is in my trunk. let's go.

5/2/2008 9:00:24 PM

sweet, im in north raleigh in my pjs though...

5/2/2008 9:00:59 PM

What should you do?

Stop stealing shit.

5/2/2008 9:02:11 PM

^^ so you don't actually want to go bowling then?

^ money is money.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2008 9:02:15 PM

invest in a high interest savings account

or war bonds if you're patriotically motivated

5/2/2008 9:03:43 PM

so are we gonna kick it or what?

5/2/2008 9:05:02 PM

^^ looking for something more immediate

^i don't know you

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 9:05 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2008 9:05:14 PM

dude i mean i'm willing to suck your dick for 1k...how much more do you need to know???

5/2/2008 9:05:53 PM

i do want to go bowling...but tomorrow night maybe. i have to be at work at 6:45 tomorrow. boooooo


but tomorrow night. yes.

5/2/2008 9:06:44 PM

why is everyone i know working early in the morning? its a saturday!

5/2/2008 9:07:50 PM

it's my weekend to work


but srsly, call me tomorrow if you want to bowl. do you have my number?

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 9:08 PM. Reason : ...]

5/2/2008 9:08:13 PM

obligatory

Quote :

"save for the rainy day"

5/2/2008 9:09:22 PM

^^it's not in my phone. i probably never saved it.

5/2/2008 9:09:58 PM

you are fired

5/2/2008 9:18:13 PM

i dont save a lot of numbers in my phone, because the voice-dial feature always calls the wrong people.

5/2/2008 9:19:49 PM

voice dial sucks cock

specially when you're trying for late night booty calls with a girl named Monica

and your mom picks up all groggy like WTF

5/2/2008 9:21:20 PM

i no, rite?

5/2/2008 9:31:16 PM

^^ yup

5/2/2008 9:35:16 PM