[old], but i thought i'd share this with you other awesome people sitting at home on friday night.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Quote :

"African-American student: Later Mr. B, stay white and don't let the black man bite! Mr. B: Ok, Alex, stay black and don't take my wallet. --NYC Lab School "

does this make you lick your teeth too?

Quote :

"Girl #1: My worst fear is falling on a picket fence or getting eaten by a shark. Girl #2: Oh yeah, well my worst fear is someone pushing me forward onto a blackboard and having my teeth scrape down the front. That would be awful. --Grand Central Station "

5/2/2008 10:04:38 PM

the first quote box is cute

5/2/2008 10:06:31 PM

dude, this is the funniest...i had to submit a quote..

damaging


boss: did you hear about that firefighter that died in the city where I have lake house?
peon: oh yea, what a sad situation, he was quite young!
boss: yea, his funeral is this weekend - f'in figures - his father was supposed to do our landscaping this weekend - jesus -that just figures hu? - i'll never get my lawn straightened out

5/2/2008 10:50:45 PM

Quote :

"Guy #1: I just left a major deposit sitting in that toilet. Guy #2: You didn't flush it? Guy #1: It was an automatic flusher and nothing happened. There was a guy waiting to go in and I just gave him a shit-eating grin when I walked out. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Guy #2: I wouldn't use the term "shit-eating grin" the next time you tell that story. "

Awesome, this replaces xkcd random as my homepage

5/2/2008 11:04:03 PM

My personal favorite:

Quote :

"The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter? He sprays the windex. Hobo: Or Spring? He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube. Japanese girl: Spring! Hobo: You are correct."

5/2/2008 11:52:51 PM

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