feel free to ask questions to other TWWers in this thread, you know, instead of devoting a whole separate thread to something you could most likely google

so my question is:


sup?

5/6/2008 9:59:06 PM

you had all of them on your side, didn't you?

5/6/2008 10:35:11 PM

wat

5/6/2008 10:35:26 PM

you believed in all your lies, didn't you?

5/6/2008 10:36:57 PM

5/6/2008 10:55:19 PM

how did you get so big?

5/6/2008 11:01:31 PM

marijuana usage

5/6/2008 11:02:54 PM

will i dream?

5/6/2008 11:03:36 PM

ONLY IF YOU DARE TO DREAM, YOU YOUNG GRASSHOPPER YOU!

5/7/2008 3:26:02 AM

Why does my penis hurt?

5/7/2008 4:06:56 AM

STDs
masturbating too furiously
overusage
Barack Obama
giraffes
Montana
Artur Rubinstein
Mt. St. Helens
The year 1739
pretzels
window panes
Windows 95
Playboy magazine

5/7/2008 4:15:43 AM

wtf does Barack Obama have to do with penis pain?

5/7/2008 4:27:10 AM

Taylor: Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us
in our anagram game.
Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a
description of that person.
Taylor: Like, er...oh, I don't know, uh...Alec Guinness.
Alison: [thinks] Genuine class.
Taylor: Ho ho, very good. All right, Lisa, um...ReceiveDeath.
Lisa: [looks with consternation] umm, Reheat....Device.
Taylor: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know
what? I have a ball. [pulls one from his pocket] Perhaps you'd
like to bounce it?

5/7/2008 5:03:05 AM

so fuck it?

5/10/2008 5:56:39 PM

What'd I tell you Kevin, huh?

5/16/2008 2:44:51 AM

How do you call out a friend who is being "not such a good friend" without ruining your entire friendship?

5/16/2008 9:37:03 AM

..........just talk to em about it....come on now...



[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : d]

5/16/2008 9:47:05 AM

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

5/18/2008 8:35:21 PM

^ It’s all because some hacker stole your identity.

5/18/2008 8:36:50 PM

5/18/2008 8:47:52 PM

Why don't boats have transmissions?

5/18/2008 9:10:08 PM

why is Miley so hot?

6/1/2008 1:09:26 AM

because she is young and your probly a minor pedo

6/1/2008 1:10:32 AM

why are guys such douches?

6/1/2008 1:11:20 AM

hahah minor

6/1/2008 1:11:25 AM

im no douche. im down. just sayin.

6/1/2008 1:13:20 AM

your parents know who hannah montana is?

6/1/2008 1:14:20 AM

mine? probably

6/1/2008 1:14:40 AM

who doesnt?

6/1/2008 1:18:42 AM

how do i got best of both worlds?

6/1/2008 1:21:32 AM

i didnt know who she was til about 3 weeks before that southpark episode

6/1/2008 1:23:13 AM

how much could i get for a pretty good condition recliner that looks pretty nice...i think its a lazyboy or something

7/13/2008 8:19:58 PM

classifieds: $10, 12 if you get a noob.

craigslist: $100? really depends on the make and condition

7/13/2008 8:21:23 PM

if you recline on it you become completely horizontal...it has a wood peg on one side...i'm hoping for 100

7/13/2008 8:23:26 PM

you can prolly get that much. if the niggas up in north raleigh are lookin for something to buy for their sons/daughters as they move to college or something of the sort, you'll definitely be able to pull off with $100

7/13/2008 8:26:51 PM

possibly.

7/13/2008 8:33:27 PM

are their programs that can increase an image size better than just like opening it in paint and making it bigger?

it gets really blurry and what not and i was thinking maybe there was a program that could take a thumbnail and make it bigger

7/16/2008 7:46:36 PM

quick question....i'm not "proficient" at spanish but i do know some...what should i put on a resume so it doesnt look like i'm overstating it, just in case they are like "so i hear you are proficient at spanish?" and me be like "uno dos tres" etc

7/27/2008 2:05:24 PM

^ pay me to teach you the language so you can say you are fluent

7/27/2008 2:06:30 PM

i put familiar

7/27/2008 2:07:31 PM

i need to learn some spanish..or german. actually german would probably help me more with my job

7/27/2008 2:07:59 PM

^^^haha pay you with what???

the money i spent at the bar was my last 15 bucks i had...i'm trying to sell some furniture on craigslist now just so i can have a little bit of cash

plus i have rosetta stone

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ^^hmmm that might work...^yeah latin kinda blew for me]

7/27/2008 2:08:16 PM

yeah dealing with germans (from BMW headquarters mainly) that go back and forth between english and german is annoying.. like in the middle of negotiating they'll say stuff to their bosses and shit in german.. would be nice to know wtf theyre saying

7/27/2008 2:13:00 PM

probably like "hey lets keep switching between english and german to mess with this guys head" lol

7/27/2008 2:14:58 PM

hahaa, that's exactly some shit they'd do too.. but i doubt that's it or at least not all the time

i just wanna say something back in german and them be like.. oh fuck..

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 2:15 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/27/2008 2:15:35 PM

haha you know what would be great(imo)

you learned how to say like "i fucked your mother" in german...and then you say it to them and play it off like you meant to say something else and you are just learning the language....how many other times would you be able to get away with that?

7/27/2008 2:18:23 PM

Quote :

"just in case they are like "so i hear you are proficient at spanish?" and me be like "uno dos tres" etc"

lololololol

7/27/2008 2:37:12 PM

Quote :

"haha you know what would be great(imo) you learned how to say like "i fucked your mother" in german...and then you say it to them and play it off like you meant to say something else and you are just learning the language....how many other times would you be able to get away with that?"

ahaha, these guys so deserve some shit like that. god i hate dealing w them

7/27/2008 2:38:33 PM

nobody reads this post anyways

7/27/2008 7:53:17 PM

set em up

7/27/2008 7:54:16 PM