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Mr Scrumples
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because they singlehandedly have the worst commercials on television

RAAR THATS A CAT

OR A TOTALLY TRICKED OUT NAME TAG

WOOOOOOW I SAY IT LOUDER

[Edited on May 10, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : f]

5/10/2008 1:46:48 PM

drunknloaded
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same reason i wont buy that head on stuff

5/10/2008 1:47:39 PM

evan
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FLO




lol her name is that of the menstrual cycle

5/10/2008 1:48:37 PM

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i like their commercials.

5/10/2008 1:52:22 PM

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^^ HAHAHAHA

not really

5/10/2008 1:53:00 PM

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a commercial i really like is for some investing place or something...the old guy with a giant umbrella is going around to countries and adventures...him and like 20 people cross a river in the umbrella and then he gives 2 kids a ride home in the umbrella cause their bikes broke


they are played out now, but i like those commercials where the person talks to theirself that is aged like 15 years...the guy is in coach and hes like i like u riding coach...then the guy gets up and hes like where you going and hes like i'm sitting in first class cause i can afford it now...makes u think...

5/10/2008 1:55:33 PM

Mr Scrumples
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flo would get some grudge coitus

5/10/2008 2:26:04 PM

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^^ Traveler's Insurance.

5/10/2008 2:33:48 PM

Mr Scrumples
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in other news that wendys commercial is getting on the last nerve i spared from the progressive commercials

WHEN YOURE ON THE GO

YOU NEED A ONE HANDED SNACK WITH A TWO HANDED TASTE


AND CHANGE YOUR FUCKING UGLY ASSED BOOTS BITCH

5/10/2008 7:08:10 PM

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Flo would get it

5/10/2008 7:25:10 PM

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Progressive
Direct
Esurance
Amica


that is just a small list of the gimmicky auto insurance providers i won't buy

5/10/2008 7:43:40 PM

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Quote :
"they are played out now, but i like those commercials where the person talks to theirself that is aged like 15 years...the guy is in coach and hes like i like u riding coach...then the guy gets up and hes like where you going and hes like i'm sitting in first class cause i can afford it now...makes u think..."


I hope that's sarcasm, cause I just recently saw that commercial and was thinking how retarded it was. The older guy commends his younger self for riding coach to save money, meaning he CHOOSES to sit in coach simply to save money, not because he can't afford it. So fucking stupid

5/10/2008 7:57:51 PM

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Quote :
"YOU NEED A ONE HANDED SNACK WITH A TWO HANDED TASTE"


Still trying to figure out what that means.

5/10/2008 8:50:23 PM

Mr Scrumples
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it cant be that hard to figure out

5/10/2008 8:57:14 PM

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Oh, I get it. Stuff tastes different when you eat it with just one hand as opposed to two, usually tasting worse when eaten with just the one hand. In this case Wendy's was able to make a scientific breakthrough that has circumvented this natural law. Something that tastes the same whether you eat it with one hand or two!

How could I have missed it.

Better start eating all my food with both hands now, lest I miss out on something

5/10/2008 9:02:52 PM

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Insurance is for spazzes. What could possibly go wrong?

5/10/2008 10:45:59 PM

Colemania
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ever seen the one where some black guy is in this all whited out super market with a box of insurance. she goes 'a savings of 300 dollars' and intercoms it. then she gets more boxes, yeah....

she would totally get it. swiftly.

5/10/2008 11:06:48 PM

Mr Scrumples
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getting drunk and high all week is no way to go through college, son.

5/10/2008 11:16:45 PM

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