on the menu we have claps, HIV, syphilis, ghonerrah

this party is free as long as you bring a dish!

5/13/2008 8:54:40 AM

what about herp and warts? i mean those are like standard plain-jane stds. you cant have a caviar party without the little saltines.

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 8:55 AM. Reason : s]

5/13/2008 8:55:32 AM

hors d'oeuvres are welcome!

5/13/2008 8:56:48 AM

ill bring the ghonerrah!

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 8:57 AM. Reason : is it a jewish dish?]

5/13/2008 8:57:24 AM

I always liked chlamydia

5/13/2008 8:58:57 AM

sometimes it's worth getting a shot

5/13/2008 8:59:37 AM

if someone could brings crabs and lice to garnish the entrees that would be splendid!

5/13/2008 9:01:10 AM

i'll bring crab cakes!

fyi, the cakes are my pubes

5/13/2008 9:06:55 AM

what what

8/1/2008 3:40:31 PM

is HPV invited?

8/1/2008 3:41:43 PM

psst HPV doesn't even fucking count anymore

8/1/2008 3:42:12 PM

fo drizzle

8/1/2008 3:42:31 PM

I'll bring crab(s)!

8/1/2008 3:44:11 PM

any girls with piss bumps on your assholes gets their salad tossed by the whole party

house RULEZ!

8/1/2008 3:45:56 PM