shows
gamble
hoover dam
elope
gamble
lake mead
see desert
gamble
stay hot
prostitution




[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : \/ ]

5/16/2008 2:12:26 PM

hookers dude

hookers

5/16/2008 2:12:53 PM

http://www.whathappensinvegasmovie.com/

stays in vegas



[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 2:16 PM. Reason : and no i dint watch this movie]

5/16/2008 2:15:59 PM

dude did you get married

5/16/2008 2:17:51 PM

^

5/16/2008 2:18:46 PM

nothing...there is absolutely nothing to do in vegas...

you would be better off going to Knightdale

5/16/2008 2:21:22 PM

pre or post bypass

5/16/2008 2:22:14 PM

honestly

I'm unimpressed thus far.

5/16/2008 2:22:38 PM

get drunk first

5/16/2008 2:23:36 PM

then obviously youre not drinking enough

if you dont do a 3 day bing of liquor, red bulls, gambling your face off, girls, bars and buffets

you're doing it all wrong

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 2:24 PM. Reason : and never, ever sleep in vegas. you miss too much]

5/16/2008 2:24:05 PM

Quote :

"3 DAY BING"

5/16/2008 2:25:35 PM

He's right.

The only reason that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is because if you're doing it right no one can remember what the fuck happened in Vegas. The only thing you do know is that now you're 2 grand lighter and you have a wicked headache and a tattoo.

5/16/2008 2:26:04 PM

binge.

whatever.

im hyped up on donuts and doritos

5/16/2008 2:26:05 PM

fatty!

5/16/2008 2:26:28 PM

FIRST OF ALL, GET OFF THE INTERWEBS

5/16/2008 2:27:47 PM

total boombatty

5/16/2008 2:27:51 PM

I thought you two broke up?

5/16/2008 2:30:33 PM

Quote :

"then obviously youre not drinking enough if you dont do a 3 day bing of liquor, red bulls, gambling your face off, girls, bars and buffets you're doing it all wrong"

Dude
I'm not a fan of being drunk, not too keen on the process of getting there, I'm broke, and losing weight.

According to you, Vegas is not the place for me. And I'd be inclined to agree

On a side note, where should we eat and gamble tonight on the strip? We're going there for people-watching, and to check out all that neon. I may or may not bring a camera for kickass night shots. We're not staying on the strip, but near to it.

5/16/2008 10:13:39 PM

i've been twice in the past 8 months

i'm hooked

i won (or lost less, however you wanna look at it) most at the belagio

and i lost the most at new york new york

5/16/2008 10:17:37 PM

hookers

you can get i girl to your room faster than you can get a pizza delivered in vegas

5/16/2008 10:18:50 PM

we actually saw a guy get busted with 2 hookers in our casino last time we were there

5/16/2008 10:28:54 PM

I do believe we'll see this tonight.

Quote :

"Ooh La La features five beautiful dancers who strut their stuff through plenty of racy moments including a body painting session, a bondage scene, a fashion show with barely-there outfits and a sexy photo shoot."

5/16/2008 10:34:36 PM

honestly you haven't lived until you've snorted a line of blow of a dead hookers ass

so go for that

5/16/2008 10:36:29 PM

I know!

We'll post more boring, old, and unfunny references/stereotypes!

That's serious entertainment.

5/16/2008 10:47:43 PM

you can't do hookers in vegas.... you have to leave city limits

5/16/2008 10:49:07 PM

ambrosia you should also check out MGM's Crazy Horse Paris...loved this show. if i was gonna go to vegas and see some tits, this would be it. it's like the opening of a james bond movie...and there wasn't a bit of silicon in sight. wonderful show.

and hot...

blah blah

but go to fremont street at night as well for neon lights and people watching (oh and swingers was filmed on fremont...mmmhmmm)

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2008 10:56:34 PM

That was the first one I looked up

He wants to see this one.

And...we're headed out!

5/16/2008 11:04:49 PM

Something else to do in Vegas:

completely fuck with street .."hustlers"?

There are just gangs of guys handing out graphic business cards for hookers, with prices and contact info. At first, because walking by, I thought they were drug dealers or something: they were selective in who they pushed their cards to, and I heard "HOW much for a joint??!?!" right after walking past some.

Then I saw titties lying on the ground.


These guys do not expect a chick to ask for those cards

5/17/2008 5:46:37 AM

bellagio fountain!

5/17/2008 6:25:51 AM

^^ you realize those dudes are just usually bums paid a couple bucks an hour to pass out cards right?

no "hustler" at all

5/17/2008 8:04:56 AM

Check out this site for things to do in Vegas.

http://www.jackcolton.com/

7/8/2008 1:31:43 PM

no one goes to the casinos to gamble, they go for the free drinks.(or really really cheap(cuz of tip))

7/8/2008 1:34:03 PM

He keeps talking about going back out there

7/8/2008 1:34:16 PM

fuck bitches and make money?

7/8/2008 1:40:35 PM

sex, drugs and rock and roll gambling

7/8/2008 1:45:43 PM

why go to vegas and not go to gamble?

7/8/2008 1:47:53 PM

http://spoofee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=492021

7/10/2008 5:59:13 PM

I read "lake mead" as "make mead"


I briefly got all disappointed that I didn't make any when I was in Vegas. Then I realized I'm an idiot.

7/10/2008 6:09:23 PM

1. take kevin

2. give him money

3. profit

7/10/2008 6:16:36 PM

This sucks.. I missed out. Not that I am a huge fan but would have liked to have seen it.

Quote :

"If you have not seen the wonder that is Star Trek: The Experience (http://www.startrekexp.com/), you're going to lose your chance after this August. I (my friend) went when it first opened 10 years ago, and had a lot of fun."

7/22/2008 4:28:34 PM