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MIDWAY THROUGH THE JOURNEY OF OUR LIVES, we come to many spiritual crossroads: Catholicism vs. Protestantism, Creationism vs. Darwinism, Church’s vs. Popeye’s.
This past summer Church’s Chicken unveiled a new slogan: Full Flavor, Full Pockets, Full Life. The message is undeniably spiritual, combining the Catholic spirit of indulgence with the Protestant spirit of thrift. Church’s is the spiritual chicken, what you eat with your family after Sunday service. Full Flavor, Full Pockets, Full Life.
Love that chicken from Popeye’s
You’ll dig the way it’s fried.
Feels so good inside,
The best you’ve ever tried.
The message is undeniably sexual: “Feels so good inside. The best you’ve ever tried.” Popeye’s is the secular, sexual chicken, what you eat before and after making love.
But as the Reverend Al Green said, “When I sing a song about loving a woman, and when I sing a song about loving God, I’m singing the same song.” Spiritual and secular are one. Church’s and Popeye’s are owned by the same company: AFC (America’s Favorite Chicken) Enterprises.  5/16/2008 4:47:16 PM
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