Your commercials make no sense. let me give you the rundown, here...

"Moment" Commercials: I hate to break it to you, but being able to put a bid in in 30 seconds doesn't really impress anyone. Companies look at far more than just how long it takes you to respond. Shocker, I know. And the black guy who says "moment" is more annoying than a hangnail.

Mr. Stinky Fish-Face: Any company that sends a salesperson out to meet its most important customer without a way to contact him deserves to fuck up the meeting.

Tiny Hoops: Really? It was a Final Four tickets commercial. You know it. We know it. Seriously, I hope you have more notice on FINAL FOUR TICKETS so that leaving a FUCKING VOICEMAIL isn't really a problem, is it?

Ronny Dillweed: Same thing. Leave a fucking voicemail. Learn how to shoot pool. Stop singing. And say "dickweed," for fuck's sake.

Johnny Knocker: Really? Dad is knocking on car windows? Why doesn't he just USE A GOD-DAMNED LAND LINE AND CALL HIS SLUT DAUGHTER? Or beat dat ass when the slut comes home? Problem solved.


Seriously, AT&T. You need to fire your marketing department. Stop running fucking commercials about how you have "more bars" when I can't get a fucking signal in the middle of downtown Raleigh, for fuck's sake!

5/18/2008 11:07:11 PM

word to yo mother!

5/18/2008 11:09:11 PM

what

5/18/2008 11:26:50 PM

More cellphone bullshit ads. Just like Alltels "Largest National Network". Yea is it? I'm sure AT&T/Verizon/Sprint are wondering how that happened. According to some bullshit independent survey that you quote, yet when asked by the media what it is, you can't be bothered to give a source.

5/18/2008 11:30:22 PM

The Tiny Hoops commercial is awesome.

5/18/2008 11:57:08 PM

Quote :

"And say "dickweed," for fuck's sake."

not that the FCC would have a problem with this or anything.


these commercials really aren't that bad, but all commercials suck anywho.

5/19/2008 12:17:44 AM

at&t gets a shitty signal where i live

but

it's kinda in a gorge

so i deal with it

5/19/2008 12:44:35 AM

more bars in more places doesn't mean more bars in ALL places. OP sucks cocks.

5/19/2008 12:47:23 AM

every time my call gets dropped I yelled "FEWEST DROPPED CALLS MY ASS!"

5/19/2008 9:01:12 AM

if you get calls dropped on at&t, you've got a shitty phone

5/19/2008 9:02:34 AM

let me sleep on it...

5/19/2008 9:03:55 AM

^^exactly.



my at&t coverage is the bomb.



and tiny hoops with the townies is awesome!

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 9:06 AM. Reason : e]

5/19/2008 9:06:08 AM