was totally trying to show me her assets while working out, making persistent eye contact.



and i dont do shit. what the fuck. who the fuck took my motherfucking mojo

i want that shit back

5/21/2008 10:27:24 PM

the gym mojo is a risky mojo

5/21/2008 10:27:47 PM

Gym? What's a gym?

5/21/2008 10:27:52 PM

all you gotta do is say whats up....i mean if she denies you then shes a lil cocktease and that means you gotta work for it

5/21/2008 10:28:05 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=527112

5/21/2008 10:28:23 PM

NC86 = evan

5/21/2008 10:28:35 PM

that sucks

just say whats up next time

she probably thinks you are a homo now (no offense evan)

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : 

5/21/2008 10:29:29 PM

are you sure she wasn't just creeped out by a Mexican looking at her?

I know it pisses my gf off when Mexicans cat call her on the street.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ]

5/21/2008 10:29:34 PM

naw, i was doing the machine seat bench press.. or whatever its called... and home girl stands 3-4 feet in front of me on a bench and stretches and does crunches on the bench.... when she did the crunches she stretched all the way back showing me how tight her boobies were while looking at me.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : x]

5/21/2008 10:31:32 PM

nice. take pics next time.

5/21/2008 10:32:57 PM

Ok, when's the last time you've heard breast described as being tight?

5/21/2008 10:34:18 PM

perky/tight

same shit

5/21/2008 10:34:49 PM

yeah, the boobies being tight thing makes me think he's loving lamp

5/21/2008 10:35:37 PM

Yeah, lets stick to using perky.


MAN LAW!

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ^LMFAO]

5/21/2008 10:35:55 PM

sports bra was holding dem titties down like jim crow laws and the blacks

5/21/2008 10:36:50 PM

lol

5/21/2008 10:38:18 PM

this girl was small.. 5'1-5'2


hot girl, if you are reading this.... lets do lunch k ?




... this is sure to work .

5/21/2008 10:40:19 PM

They would've felt like bags of sand eh?

5/21/2008 10:42:14 PM

The only thing working is your cousins in a strawberry field.

5/21/2008 10:43:01 PM

actually diamondace

some of them are dentist and engineers. the other ones are still in h.s.


But im sure your extended family is full of backwards sister fucking love.... right ?

5/21/2008 10:45:14 PM