Don't know what my dog got into, but she's been fucking farting up a storm all night. And she's a bitch about it too. She'll lay at the door of the room, drop one, then fucking leave. wtf? really?

You know that guy who always thinks he's hilarious when he busts ass? And does it WAY too much and thinks it's just as funny every time? Well he died, Karma kicked in, and he's been reincarnated as my dog.

I can appreciate a good shit bomb as much as the next guy, but this ridiculous

5/21/2008 10:51:58 PM

I hate when a dog goes and wallows in a turd then wants to rub on everyone and jump on all the furniture in the house.

5/21/2008 10:55:58 PM

Dude, girls don't fart.

5/21/2008 11:06:03 PM

well, if it makes you feel any better, my dog smells like the best kind of ass.

5/21/2008 11:30:18 PM

ti-84?

5/22/2008 1:41:16 AM