roommate's got his gf and 4 of her friends in town staying at our apt.

Just tried to go into my bathroom to piss, all I see is man-ass pounding between bitch-legs.

Ha.

Funny.

5/24/2008 2:34:28 AM

and you arent pounding one of her friends because?

5/24/2008 2:37:29 AM

i thought this thread was about alien trix

5/24/2008 2:41:19 AM

i thought this thread was about faggots suckin dix

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 2:44 AM. Reason : .]

5/24/2008 2:44:30 AM

My ass got off work at 12:10. Expected everyone to be at the bar across the street where my roommate said everyone would be (downtown wilmington). But I talked to him after leaving work, he's a shitfaced wreck, picked him up from the beach bars, made it back to the bar across the street in downtown by 12:40.

His whoreslut friends make it back from the beach about 10 minutes later. He's already passed out. I'm pissed off sober. Hit up the shots/pints.

Long story short, they're a bunch of state ADPi prudes. (excluding the one getting railed in my bathroom).

So basic shit luck on my part.

5/24/2008 2:49:08 AM

yea i bet they all have douche boyfriends

5/24/2008 2:51:10 AM

2 of the 5 (my roommate, and I'm assuming mr. man ass [douche boyfriends])

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 2:55 AM. Reason : dbf's]

5/24/2008 2:54:51 AM

You should have started fucking the man-ass to show them whos boss

5/24/2008 2:57:20 AM

probly more easily accessable than adpi vag.

5/24/2008 3:02:11 AM