Str8BacardiL ************ 41753 Posts user info edit post |
Well only if you do not pull out in time. . . . 5/25/2008 1:45:19 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
i love pussy. its soooooooooooooo fucking cozy ! 5/25/2008 1:46:04 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Oh ok. I had sex like 30 times and I never got my girl pregnant. I'm like the Atlanta Braves of sex or something. 5/25/2008 1:46:29 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
i've had sex at least 5,000 times (minimum) and never got a chick pregnant. its sort of hard to do accidently. you have to try or be deceived. 5/25/2008 1:48:34 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
or if she is on top cause of gravity. 5/25/2008 1:49:12 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Deceived?
"You didn't cum in me." "Oh, ok."
***9 Months Later***
"HAHAHAHA, you DID cum in me, meet Amsterdam719!" "Fuck." 5/25/2008 1:50:28 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41753 Posts user info edit post |
More like "I am on birth control"
(man thinks fuck yeah)
(minutes later man busts a little on the inside)
1 month later, madness ensues. ] 5/25/2008 2:01:01 PM |
chabnic All American 2965 Posts user info edit post |
ah, the classic keep-a-nigga baby . . . . 5/25/2008 2:38:32 PM |