Have you ever touched a victims cock with your hand or mouth, who was unconscious at an accident scene?

Enquiring minds want to know.

5/25/2008 2:48:40 PM

no, this would be unprofessional, illegal, and completely inappropriate

my efforts are usually concentrated on either bringing them back to life or keeping what little life they have left.

thanks for asking, though. it's people like you that make me love my job so much. knowing that i have to (and will) render the same level of care to you as i would one of my friends when you call 911 really renews my faith in humanity.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 2:50:18 PM

Lies. There is no way a fat faggot like you doesn't take the chance to suck some free dick.

5/25/2008 2:51:15 PM

how many have died on you?

and how difficult is it to lose one

5/25/2008 2:51:21 PM

So what you're implying is his morals go out the window because he's gay.

Why didn't you ask him if he played with boobies or vagina before he came out? HUH??

Inquiring minds want to know.

5/25/2008 2:52:10 PM

do you have any idea how many closeted homosexuals are getting the thrill of a lifetime ribbing on you evan

i know I am

5/25/2008 2:52:19 PM

NjCeSwU is a sad, sad little man

5/25/2008 2:53:31 PM

Evan coming out has opened the flood gates of bad threads.

5/25/2008 2:53:44 PM

you know they're PMing him asking how it's like being open

5/25/2008 2:54:15 PM

^^^^^Faggots have no morals. All they are interested in is sex and taking advantage of young boys.


And in evans case, eating as much food as possible.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 2:55:01 PM

Quote :

"how many have died on you? and how difficult is it to lose one"

well, that depends. there are some people where we get there, and they're so obviously dead that they don't have a chance. there are others that are (and i apologize for the use of the term) "freshly" dead that we work. we always work peds codes....

as far as people that were alive when i got there, i've lost 2. i remember them both very distinctly. even though i know in my heart (and the other people on scene confirm) that we did everything possible, i still question my actions to this day.

5/25/2008 2:55:33 PM

THILLY THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE CENTS

5/25/2008 2:55:37 PM

damn man

that sucks

5/25/2008 2:56:37 PM

I have a theory that most of the men on this site are gay or virgins.

Evidence to support that theory keeps coming to light.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : most, not all.]

5/25/2008 2:56:56 PM

evan, ignore these idiots and there dumb remarks......they just dont get it

5/25/2008 2:57:01 PM

the #1 questions for gay guys is this:

how can you find dudes attractive

even most women don't find dudes that attractive

they find them protecting and barely tollerable to look at, at best

5/25/2008 2:57:26 PM

Quote :

"you know they're PMing him asking how it's like being open"

if they wish to do so, go ahead - i promise i won't expose you to the intarwebs and i will answer your questions to the best of my ability.

Quote :

"Lies. There is no way a fat faggot like you doesn't take the chance to suck some free dick."

becuase all i EVER think about is dick, right?

Quote :

"do you have any idea how many closeted homosexuals are getting the thrill of a lifetime ribbing on you evan i know I am"

yes, the exact number is 23.

Quote :

"NjCeSwU is a sad, sad little man"

i concur

Quote :

"Faggots have no morals. All they are interested in is sex and taking advantage of young boys. And in evans case, eating as much food as possible."

oh yes, you KNOW how i love little boys... and cake...

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 2:57:46 PM

^well to be honest cake is amazing

5/25/2008 2:58:45 PM

cake is 10/10

5/25/2008 2:59:18 PM

I actually love the look of penis, same thing as guys loving boobs. I don't own one so I sure as fuck wanna study it.

5/25/2008 2:59:49 PM

you do know that there are a couple kinds of very popular cakes that require semen as the "special ingredient", right

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 2:59:55 PM

Quote :

"the #1 questions for gay guys is this: how can you find dudes attractive even most women don't find dudes that attractive they find them protecting and barely tollerable to look at, at best"

that is a very good question

that i honestly don't really know the answer to

except to say that "i just DO."

you should know i also find females attractive, i just have no desire to have a relationship with them

5/25/2008 3:00:05 PM

true story: i went to my cousin's birthday cookout mostly for cake

5/25/2008 3:00:18 PM

Quote :

"i just have no desire to have a relationship with them "

niether do most straight dudes

ZING!

5/25/2008 3:00:39 PM

Have you screwed a lady before?

5/25/2008 3:00:43 PM

see that's the thing

i really don't see what's so great about cake, lol

it's way too sweet, i'm not really a fan of sweet things... and i hate chocolate, and most all cakes are made out of chocolate...

5/25/2008 3:01:03 PM

so you're gay because you can't get girls. that i understand.

5/25/2008 3:01:11 PM

i believe the correct term is

"make love to"

5/25/2008 3:01:16 PM

Quote :

"Have you screwed a lady before?"

yep. didn't everyone in high school?

^^no, and believe me, that's not the problem... if only i were a straight dude...

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 3:01:41 PM

uhh....


ahahahahahahahhaha

no

5/25/2008 3:01:56 PM

haha Fuck that. I had a guy who wanted to call it that and I still used the term "fuck". Make love is...uh....well gay....no offense.

5/25/2008 3:02:03 PM

kiwi i would plow your ass.

5/25/2008 3:02:42 PM

are you more or less fabulous than a certain fellow gay man we both know?

5/25/2008 3:02:42 PM

talking about yourself in the third person?

5/25/2008 3:03:01 PM

Quote :

"I actually love the look of penis, same thing as guys loving boobs. I don't own one so I sure as fuck wanna study it. "

hahaha, touche

5/25/2008 3:03:25 PM

no i'm not talking about myself

5/25/2008 3:03:29 PM

Quote :

"are you more or less fabulous than a certain fellow gay man we both know?"

hahahaha

i would say that this man, c.f., is more fabulous, in every sense of the word.

people are really surprised to learn i like dudes

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 3:04:17 PM

Do you swallow like every good person should?

5/25/2008 3:05:04 PM

k

5/25/2008 3:05:13 PM

haha, damn....im liking kiwi more and more every post i read

5/25/2008 3:05:27 PM

all right

i'm out

5/25/2008 3:05:31 PM

haha I'm just keepin it real.

5/25/2008 3:06:18 PM

Quote :

"Do you swallow like every good person should?"

lolol, no

5/25/2008 3:06:30 PM

did you go through a time of denial followed by "maybe i'm just bisexual"

or was it just "Haaaaaaaay" from the start

5/25/2008 3:06:50 PM

Quote :

"kiwi i would plow your ass."

5/25/2008 3:06:53 PM

Quote :

""kiwi i would plow your ass.""

5/25/2008 3:07:17 PM

kiwi, they would plow your ass

5/25/2008 3:07:54 PM

2

5/25/2008 3:08:16 PM

Quote :

"did you go through a time of denial followed by "maybe i'm just bisexual" or was it just "Haaaaaaaay" from the start "

yes

see above, my response to the "have you ever screwed a chick" question

went through a phase almost all through middle/high school where i was like "fuck that, i ain't no queer"

and was all about some wimmenz.

i call those "the dark ages."


...and then i went to governor's school

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:09 PM. Reason : !]

5/25/2008 3:08:37 PM

oops wrong page

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2008 3:08:47 PM