seriously??
seriously?!?!?!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/beverlyhillschihuahua/

5/27/2008 12:56:59 AM

And Hollywood is officially out of movie ideas. Well it was fun while it lasted.

5/27/2008 2:35:15 AM

Is this that movie that had all the dancing Chihuahuas at the Mayan temple?

I felt sick after watching that trailer.

5/27/2008 11:37:16 AM

I bet Paris thinks it looks awesome.

5/27/2008 11:41:43 AM

I just threw up in my mouth.

5/27/2008 12:08:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ugh

5/27/2008 12:16:24 PM

we're the king of all dogs, yo, and we aint playin
dont you bark in our direction, thats all I'm sayin
we're tiny, we're mighty, we're number 1
we're the real hot dogs, yo, hold the bun


absolutely terrible, who at disney signed off on this piece of garbage

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 12:16 PM. Reason : asd]

5/27/2008 12:16:32 PM

they fired all these 2D animators to make this 3D bowel movement of a movie. fantastic.

also, I wonder if there will be problems with being overrun with unwanted chihauhaus like they did with the 101 dalmations remake?

and his name is "papi" . . . i mean . . might as well have just gone with Pedro or Juan or beaner


[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 1:16 PM. Reason : .]

5/27/2008 1:10:10 PM

Drew Barrymore as Chloe (voice)
George Lopez as Papi (voice)
Andy Garcia (voice)
Salma Hayek as Foxy (voice)
Manolo Cardona as Sam
Edward James Olmos (voice)
Piper Perabo as London (voice)
Nick Zano as Bryan
Jamie Lee Curtis as Aunt Viv (voice)

5/27/2008 1:18:17 PM

this is just another i am adding to my list of shittymoviesiwillneversee, which includes:

the love guru
you don't mess with the zohan
hancock

so far

5/27/2008 1:21:32 PM

I mean, it is Disney

5/27/2008 1:21:58 PM

Goddammit, that song is stuck in my head now.

5/27/2008 1:29:35 PM

NO.

NO.

BAD DISNEY.

BAD, BAD DISNEY.

5/27/2008 1:36:21 PM

This movie will just perpetuate the stereotype that George Lopez is funny

5/27/2008 2:46:21 PM

Does anyone even think mexicans or the shit they do are funny? Who watches george lopez or that other fat idiot and actually chuckles?

5/27/2008 2:58:15 PM

Oh Andy Garcia.

How far you've fallen.

5/27/2008 3:09:46 PM

Quote :

"this is just another i am adding to my list of shittymoviesiwillneversee, which includes: the love guru you don't mess with the zohan hancock so far"

gotta add this one to the list after seeing a trailer the other day:

5/27/2008 3:16:31 PM

I'm not sure about Love Guru and Zohan

nobody went to see Austin Powers or Billy Madison in the theaters either and they are both good movies

5/27/2008 3:47:15 PM

Austin Powers did really well in theaters iirc

5/27/2008 4:34:50 PM

Aye, and I am yet to see an Adam Sandler or Mike Myers movie that I didn't like.

PS - So I Married an Axe Murderer was awesome

5/27/2008 4:45:00 PM

I have yet to see an Adam Sandler movie that I did like.

5/27/2008 5:04:06 PM

They've all been downhill since Big Daddy when he decided to start putting more mature plots in them.

I don't want to see that.

5/27/2008 5:06:38 PM

^Heh well this new one doesn't quite look as mature as Anger Management or Click.

5/27/2008 5:09:26 PM

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, though I worry that he'll sneak something in.

5/27/2008 5:10:50 PM

Quote :

"also, I wonder if there will be problems with being overrun with unwanted chihauhaus like they did with the 101 dalmations remake?"

Chihauhaus are always unwanted.

I think I'll see Don't Mess with the Zohan, it looks pretty funny like Dodgeball and other slapstick stuff was.

5/27/2008 5:17:24 PM

haha fuckin' yappy rats

5/27/2008 8:39:58 PM

i bet carlos mencia is pissed he didn't get to be part of this gem

5/28/2008 1:51:39 AM

Austin Powers made about $68 million world wide (The Spy Who Shagged Me made $310M worldwide for comparison's sake - earned more in it's opening weekend then the first did total). I remember going to see it opening weekend with a buddy and being among about 3 dozen people in a 7:30pm showing.

Billy Madison made $24M worldwide

Reign Over Me was a serious Sandler movie I really liked it (thou it was very sad)

5/28/2008 3:14:28 AM

this movie, as dumb as it looks, will make money because dumb kids will beg their parents to take them to see it

5/28/2008 3:41:52 AM

Quote :

"also, I wonder if there will be problems with being overrun with unwanted chihauhaus like they did with the 101 dalmations remake?"

I'd say the bigger problem that this movie would create is the possibility of people getting behind some kind of massive Chihuahua genocide movement.

5/28/2008 7:59:18 AM

^^^i was let down by reign over me. i really wanted to see it when it came out and didnt but watched it as soon as it came on starz and was completely disappointed.

5/28/2008 8:16:49 AM

I really liked Reign Over Me.

And I couldn't believe this Beverly Hills Chihuahua shit when I saw it in some previews last night. I'm trying to envision the meeting where the higher-ups in Disney decided to let this one through.

On that note....I really want to see Kung-Fu Panda and Wall-E.

5/28/2008 8:23:29 AM

I forgot to mention earlier that Punch Drunk Love was a really good Sandler movie that was serious.

5/28/2008 9:00:52 AM

Do most of you understand that a movie isn't made by the actors who are in it? The reason Punch Drunk Love was good is because it was a PT Anderson film. The reason Don't Mess With Zohan will be shit is because it's directed by a guy whose last (arguably) decently funny movie was happy gilmore. He's done nothing but shit ever since, and happy gilmore was back when Adam Sandler had some sense of original humor

Dugan movies:

# You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
# I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
# The Benchwarmers (2006)
# "Hope & Faith" (2 episodes, 2005)
- Wife Swap: Part 1 (2005) TV episode
- Wife Swap: Part 2 (2005) TV episode
# Karroll's Christmas (2004) (TV)
# "The Mullets" (1 episode, 2004)
- Silent But Deadly (2004) TV episode
# "NYPD Blue" (6 episodes, 1993-2004)
- Take My Wife, Please (2004) TV episode
- Porn Free (2003) TV episode
- Sheedy Dealings (1997) TV episode
- The Truth Is Out There (1997) TV episode
- The Final Adjustment (1994) TV episode
(1 more)
# National Security (2003)
# Saving Silverman (2001)
... aka Evil Woman (Australia) (Europe: English title) (Philippines: English title) (UK) (USA: working title)

# "Shasta McNasty" (1999) TV series (unknown episodes)
... aka Shasta (USA: second season title)
# Big Daddy (1999/I)
# "Ally McBeal" (1 episode, 1998)
- Alone Again (1998) TV episode
# "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" (1 episode, 1998)
- Smooth Sailing (1998) TV episode
# Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
# Happy Gilmore (1996)

5/28/2008 10:07:57 AM

I referred to it as a Sandler movie because Sandler was the face of it. When I think of Punch Drunk Love I don't think of the director, I think of Sandler.

5/28/2008 10:20:24 AM

# I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
# Saving Silverman (2001)



Those werent bad movies.

5/28/2008 12:47:29 PM

Come on Neil, turn on your heart light!

I love Saving Silverman, but that's probably because my mom went to a Neil Diamond concert when she was 6 months pregnant with me (her last hurrah with her girlfriends), leading directly to me loving Neil Diamond

5/28/2008 1:31:20 PM

Saving Silverman is indeed a good movie.

5/28/2008 2:35:58 PM

I just watched the trailer again.

Absolutely terrible.

5/28/2008 5:52:36 PM

thank you mr. joshua.

also

Quote :

"Do most of you understand that a movie isn't made by the actors who are in it?"

I also hate that just because animated movies are voiced by celebraties that people will think it is worth seeing. I have never. once. gone out of my way to see or have had my mind changed about seeing a movie where i went "oh, it has _____ doing the voice? well i've GOT to go see it now!"
It's so gimmicky that it's sickening.
I like jack black. I like animation. But I am not going to go see Kung Fu Panda because Jack Black is doing the voice for the character, I am going because it looks to be cute and entertaining. I see animated movies for the quality of the animation and what I wouldn't give for a new good quality 2D animated movie that doesn't suck complete balls.
/bloggy rant.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 12:45:47 AM

i've never seen any of the shrek movies...i was basically bribed into watching finding nemo

5/29/2008 12:47:52 AM

I'm glad that someone appreciates my thoughtful commentary.

5/29/2008 12:49:35 AM

ttt for this gem

7/15/2008 4:38:38 PM

Quote :

"Do most of you understand that a movie isn't made by the actors who are in it?"

people are often still going to compare movies that share a lead actor, it's just natural....

7/15/2008 5:02:58 PM

Three letters crossed my mind as the trailer began: WTF?!?!?!

7/15/2008 5:49:46 PM

o dear lawd

we're the king of all dogs, yo, and we aint playin
dont you bark in our direction, thats all I'm sayin
we're tiny, we're mighty, we're number 1
we're the real hot dogs, yo, hold the bun

7/15/2008 10:21:28 PM

Wow. Youtube has a lot of videos of people reacting to the trailer, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beverly+hills+chihuahua+reaction&search_type=&aq=4&oq=beverly+hills+chihuahua+

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2008 12:58:31 PM

Quote :

"Canine comedy "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" was top dog at the North American box offices, digging up $29 million in ticket sales in its first weekend in theaters, according to studio estimates on Sunday."

10/5/2008 5:08:54 PM

so it's not so much that hollywood's out of ideas as much as it is that the public has completely given up on standards

great.

10/5/2008 5:57:45 PM

parents will take their kids to see anything so long as its PG and considered a kids movie.

10/5/2008 6:05:50 PM