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TenaciousC
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I need someone to show me how to get a web page up and running for an on-campus organization. It need not be complicated - a main home page with our history/goals/etc., a page of short bios of the group members, and maybe some videos (eventually). I'll tell you more about the group and my ideas for the page if you're interested in the project. We can do this any time this summer, but I'd like to have it mostly together by the start of fall semester.


* Location: Western Blvd.
* Compensation: Drinks and/or dates. No sexual favors.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is for a non-profit organization.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

5/27/2008 12:34:24 PM

The Cricket
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How about hideous man with computer skillz. And you pay him the going rate for something you could learn to do yourself.


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" Compensation: Drinks and/or dates. No sexual favors."


Good luck with that......... wait do you look like this?




If so I'll reconsider.

5/27/2008 12:40:56 PM

TenaciousC
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^ ew, why would I want to look like her?

Take a joke, dude.

5/27/2008 12:43:48 PM

Jrb599
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^cause her boobs are hot?

5/27/2008 12:45:32 PM

TenaciousC
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Ha, ok, her boobs are hot. But her face is busted. That's why she's got the bug-eye glasses on.

5/27/2008 12:46:29 PM

Jrb599
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or why she has hot boobs, so we don't notice the face.

5/27/2008 12:47:40 PM

The Cricket
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My offer still stands.

5/27/2008 12:50:49 PM

TenaciousC
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sooo... back on topic.

The "attractive guy" thing was a joke, but I really do need someone to help me with a web page. I have no budget, so I can't pay you with school funds, but I'll buy you some drinks out of my pocket if you like when we're done. Or, we can make a trade (I'll make you some art, or mow your lawn, or something). This will not be complicated for anyone who knows computers, but I don't.

5/27/2008 12:51:28 PM

evan
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what sort of art?

5/27/2008 1:06:27 PM

drunknloaded
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haha women are so helpless

5/27/2008 1:32:21 PM

TenaciousC
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^^ whatever you would like. I'm pretty good with collage. I can paint things, but not canvas. If you count crochet as art, I can make you a scarf

5/27/2008 1:53:29 PM

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Is this a static page or are you going to want a way to do regular updates etc?

5/27/2008 2:18:22 PM

stopdropnrol
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i guess for ayone considering this i've met tenacious ... i thought she was pretty attractive.

5/27/2008 5:45:50 PM

drunknloaded
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she seems kinda pudgy

5/27/2008 6:09:53 PM

TenaciousC
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^^^ mostly static. I think if I watched you do some of the work, I would be able to make updates by myself later on. Or I can find someone in the group that knows what they are doing. I would get someone from the group to do it this summer, but no one is in town and we'd like to have the page up by the end of the summer.

^^ Well thank you

^ you're kinda dumb and ugly

5/27/2008 7:16:19 PM

drunknloaded
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sounds like we would be a perfect match

5/27/2008 7:19:16 PM

TenaciousC
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^ pre-edit it read something like "if I were around you I'd be a perfect gentleman and try to get some action"



that's about the exact opposite of being "a perfect gentleman"

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2008 7:22:26 PM

drunknloaded
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acting like a perfect gentleman to make a girl like you is hardly the opposite of being a perfect gentleman

5/27/2008 7:24:08 PM

RSXTypeS
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^dude, stfu and stop using the internet to find dates.

^^I'm interested.

So just to make sure I've got everything right....

design a 2-3 page static web site...that's it?

5/27/2008 10:04:36 PM

inspire
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"^dude, stfu and stop using the internet to find dates.

^^I'm interested.

So just to make sure I've got everything right....

design a 2-3 page static web site...that's it?"


office word can do this, right?

5/27/2008 10:14:05 PM

drunknloaded
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whatever golovko...dont act like you aint got up with more wolfweb broads than me anyways

5/27/2008 10:17:11 PM

Gøldengirl
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Why does this have to be a guys job? Girls know how to do this too!!!

I put together my sorority's webpage back in the day.

5/27/2008 10:18:00 PM

TenaciousC
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It's doesn't have to be a man's job! It's just hard to offer drinks or a date as compensation to a chick, since I don't swing that way

5/28/2008 9:00:14 AM

Shivan Bird
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Didn't I tell you that Brandon can't say no to a favor? Actually, don't call him this week; he has a paper to do. But if you just need basic web pages and you already have the content/pictures/layout finalized I can probably do everything in Frontpage in 5 minutes. Where is this going to be hosted btw?

5/28/2008 10:50:16 AM

RSXTypeS
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"whatever golovko...dont act like you aint got up with more wolfweb broads than me anyways"


the only reason you haven't 'got up' with any TWW girls is because you are a dumbass. You hit on and harass any user with 'sex: F' and fail miserably.

and yes...I've dated 1 TWW girl and it did not involve e-game...whats your point?

^ i've seen two very disturbing posts in this thread. word and frontpage.

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 11:18 AM. Reason : .]

5/28/2008 11:17:34 AM

Fuzion
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JERRY JERRY JERRY

cmon TenaciousC! ill do it for that trade! hook me up!

5/28/2008 11:18:49 AM

quagmire02
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"and/or dates"


hell, were i single, i'd jump on this...i mean, really - if you're a dude who knows web stuff, there's a 50/50 shot you smell like curry or week-old BO...for the other 50 percent, i'd say 25% are fairly normal and in a relationship...the other 25% are made up of the outliers, like normal, reasonably attractive and stable guys who are probably either too busy or too shy to meet women

were i in that last 25%, i'd totally do this

but i'm not...all that said, i'd be happy to offer advice and wouldn't mind doing some basic grunt work if you send me what you're looking for

5/28/2008 11:41:51 AM

Seotaji
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"* Compensation: Drinks and/or dates. No sexual favors."


at least not immediately.

or



[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : k]

5/28/2008 12:36:18 PM

Shivan Bird
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"i've seen two very disturbing posts in this thread. word and frontpage."


eh, they work.

5/28/2008 1:27:24 PM

drunknloaded
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"the only reason you haven't 'got up' with any TWW girls is because you are a dumbass. You hit on and harass any user with 'sex: F' and fail miserably."


i only hit on the non fat ones lol

5/28/2008 1:37:03 PM

RSXTypeS
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you hit on every user with sex: F. regardless if its really a guy with an alias, you creepy mother fucker.

5/28/2008 1:45:16 PM

drunknloaded
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you are a sad sad man golveko

5/28/2008 1:46:42 PM

RSXTypeS
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and your opinion matters because?

5/28/2008 1:50:54 PM

damosyangsta
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ITT: nerds competing to do a webpage for no pay.

5/28/2008 2:00:34 PM

The Cricket
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"hell, were i single, i'd jump on this..."


Even without knowing how she looks, or if she's completely off her rocker.

5/28/2008 4:34:39 PM

hbeckett
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I agree with Shivan Bird; frontpage and word blow.

If you really want to put something up that quickly do it with wordpress (http://www.wordpress.com) and tweak the CSS a tad. You can probably get it done in a decent amount of time and it won't look like shit (and should be fully functional).

And really, if you expect somebody to make a website / market your project for you for free you should at least post a photo.

5/28/2008 6:56:25 PM

Grandmaster
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what about joomla

5/28/2008 7:09:59 PM

hbeckett
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^ sure, joomla or any other comparative CMS service will do. I just find wordpress easier to work with

5/28/2008 11:43:48 PM

RSXTypeS
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"I agree with Shivan Bird; frontpage and word blow. "


i think you need to look up the definition of agree because shivan bird didn't say they blow, he said that they work. I said that they blow.

5/29/2008 3:31:35 PM

jessiejepp
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"frontpage and word blow. "


yeah, only true xhtml geniuses should be allowed to post in here. kthanks.

5/29/2008 6:12:09 PM

hbeckett
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^^ ok fine, my bad.

^ thats why i recommended wordpress, you don't have to do anything. just type your stuff and go.

5/30/2008 12:38:40 AM

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