'Cause Texas doesn't need Chick-fil-A.

5/28/2008 1:56:33 PM

Chick-fil-A's Hamburgers are better

5/28/2008 1:59:56 PM

Quote :

"WHAT?"

Quote :

"A BURGER??"

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : 3SKOOL]

5/28/2008 2:01:06 PM

FIVE

INCH

BUN

5/28/2008 2:07:12 PM

Five...

Five inch...

Five inch penis bunnnnnnnnnnnn...

5/28/2008 2:07:51 PM

Quote :

"HOT FRESH MADE-TO-ORDER"

consider it the Texas cousin of In-N-Out.

5/28/2008 2:08:35 PM

that might be too much tomato for me

5/28/2008 2:11:05 PM

You can order no tomatoes.

5/28/2008 2:13:40 PM

i've only seen these things in florida

5/28/2008 2:18:02 PM

Yea, they've spread down the Gulf Coast. It started in Corpus Christi.

5/28/2008 2:20:06 PM

Serious observation:

It looks like that photo of the burger was taken at an angle slightly lower than the "horizon". So you should see a small portion of the underside of the bun but it looks like they photoshopped that out. Looks weird now.

5/28/2008 2:20:28 PM

I think the lettuce protrudes outward obscuring your view of the bun underside.

5/28/2008 2:21:46 PM

This a more comforting photo?

5/28/2008 2:22:00 PM

maybe it was just the one in laporte

but those mfs dont understand what

"plain with cheese" means

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : e]

5/28/2008 2:22:24 PM

The thing you have to understand about Far Eastern Texas is that they're practically in Louisiana. Take that as you will.

5/28/2008 2:24:24 PM

eh

this is like an extended 'burb of houston

5/28/2008 2:28:07 PM

I'm a little familiar with La Porte. But my description includes Houston. Why do you think they sent so many folks from New Orleans there after Katrina?

5/28/2008 2:31:54 PM

proximity?

5/28/2008 2:32:46 PM

Quote :

"I think the lettuce protrudes outward obscuring your view of the bun underside."

No no, the bottom bun! Looks like it was "blurred" to the horizon.

5/28/2008 2:37:38 PM

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

5/28/2008 11:29:32 PM

they have those down here in fl

i've only eaten there once but it sucked

sucked bad

5/28/2008 11:31:34 PM

best place to eat ever

5/28/2008 11:32:12 PM

Fucking great food. I am in Jacksonville Beach for the summer and have eaten there 3 times already. Their onion rings are FTW!

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : .]

5/28/2008 11:38:21 PM

Texas is full of them, Dallas/Fort Worth area there is one on every corner. Burgers are pretty good too.

5/28/2008 11:55:56 PM

Quote :

"Five... Five inch... Five inch penis bunnnnnnnnnnnn..."

i admit, i lol'd

5/28/2008 11:58:27 PM

5/29/2008 12:00:35 AM

not the greatest burgers, but not bad...


much better ones here:

http://www.thevortexbarandgrill.com/


the menu itself is entertaining enough for a visit
http://www.thevortexbarandgrill.com/menus/WebMenu.pdf

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : d]

5/29/2008 12:02:15 AM

Quote :

"FIVE INCH BUN"

I lol'ed

5/29/2008 12:03:25 AM

and this is just nasty:

Quote :

"Luther Burger is a bacon cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme bun. This bad boy is offered up by Mulligan's - a suburban bar in Decatur, Georgia"

5/29/2008 12:09:01 AM

Quote :

"Chick-fil-A's Hamburgers are better"

i don't know how to respond to that. except that you're wrong.

5/29/2008 12:10:40 AM

Quote :

"served on a Krispy Kreme bun"

WTF

5/29/2008 12:15:32 AM

WARNING: This product may cause manboobs.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : palindrone and also that picture^^^ looks like a burger with grilled chicken breasts for a bun]

5/29/2008 12:17:21 AM

There's one in good ole' Mooresville NC.... I remember some weird pickle mess there when I was little.... hmmmm, must remember....

5/29/2008 12:19:16 AM

The doughnut as a bun is supposed to be fucking awesome. I have seen it on the Food Network at a bunch of different local restaurants across the country. The one that comes to mind is I want to say one of the Chicago baseball stadiums. The sugar from the doughnut is supposed to compliment the bacon and cheese really well. I have been meaning to make one myself but just havent gotten around to it. Seems like one of those things that sounds gross, but when you eat it its fucking perfect. Anyone on here actually tried one?

5/29/2008 12:24:16 AM

That burger needs a fried egg on it and it will taste a lot better.

5/29/2008 12:27:51 AM

Oh fuck yes it would.

Quote :

"and this is just nasty:"

And I cant believe a fat fuck like you would call a burger with a doughnut as the bun "nasty" You didn't get where you are by eating fruit. So stop trying to trick us.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 12:31 AM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 12:29:42 AM

Whataburger is good. But their chicken fries are better than the burgers if you ask me.

5/29/2008 12:31:41 AM

Where are the underweight people in this graph?

I am not represented

5/29/2008 12:33:18 AM

EXACTLY

FOUR

PICKLES

5/29/2008 1:59:38 AM

i had a friend from concord talk about this place all the time but with his heavy accent i thought he was saying "water burger" the whole time

5/29/2008 4:56:01 AM

the better whataburger





[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 7:43 AM. Reason : add]

5/29/2008 7:41:26 AM

Quote :

"Quote : "Chick-fil-A's Hamburgers are better" i don't know how to respond to that. except that you're wrong. "

I realize that but was wondering why he was comparing the two since they are very different

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 8:05 AM. Reason : "]

5/29/2008 8:04:17 AM

^Yeah I didn't understand that either.

Maybe if he was going to compare it to cookout or something....but unless it was a chicken sandwich place then why compare it to that?

5/29/2008 9:04:42 AM

They serve a Whatachik'n, but their main focus is beef - Texas is beef country.

5/29/2008 9:29:48 AM

I think America is a beef country. Its just that Texas' bbq is beef and not pig like NC's

5/29/2008 9:53:09 AM

obligatory


"ONEEE BIG A SMALL FRY!!!!" in the most busted redneck cafeteria lady voice you have.

5/29/2008 9:55:06 AM

i want some cherry lemon sundrop

5/29/2008 11:15:15 AM

i had the better whataburger last week and got a CLS in the biggest cup ever. it was their knew XL and i almost had to use two hands

5/29/2008 11:49:27 AM

Ugh, I dislike Whataburger with a passion. I didn't know how that place stayed in business.

Crappy food.

5/29/2008 11:52:06 AM

5/29/2008 11:55:07 AM