XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "came out the gas station this evening and there was a hat sitting on my windshield
no one was around and i normally would have tossed it, but it looked like it might actually be big enough to fit my gigantic domepiece and seemed clean enough, so i threw it in the car to check out later (i've recently started balding like a motherfucker and need something to cover it up - sidenote: what sort of doctor should i talk to about that, dermatologist?)
when i got home, i put it on and was normal for a while, but then whatever was on/in it hit me like a freight train and i started tripping balls like crazy - i'm talking wacky shit like seeing talking animals and swirly tunnels of light and scary skeletons yelling at me and MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS
what the hell kind of drug/poison could cause that sort of reaction in me that hard? (i'm a big dude, as you may have guessed by now)
it's a solid red hat with a large gold M right on the front of it - is this a gang thing/symbol/whatever?
what the fuck is happening?
p.s. i'm apparently still pretty fucked up, i just saw a commercial about Kimbo on CBS, please help me" |
5/29/2008 9:07:39 PM |