receptacle of every skeezy dick you ever fucked on your way to the top
if you are ugly you are fucked. sorry.
you get a ton of free gropes
longer life = more time on your knees
having to take 20 minutes to get off when a guy can do it in 3

5/30/2008 2:37:53 PM

i disagree with #2. any broad can get dick if she knows where to look for it. there are TONS of desperate drunk dudes out there.

5/30/2008 2:38:48 PM

no, #2 stands.

5/30/2008 2:41:25 PM

where did that 20 minutes bullshit come from?

It's all in the mind! I can get off in a minute or 30...depends on my schedule

5/30/2008 2:41:30 PM

5 Reasons It Is Shit To Be A Girl

5. Child birth
4. Limited opportunity for career advancement due to sexism
3. Lower pay due to sexism
2. Culture that is damaging to self-image and emotional well-being
1. Rape

5/30/2008 2:41:39 PM

snewf-a-loop is sen-sa-tive

5/30/2008 2:42:34 PM

^^ you forgot the infamous PERIOD every month.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 2:43 PM. Reason : f]

5/30/2008 2:43:13 PM

^^^ sexism easily encompasses 2-4

and you don't have to do #5

5/30/2008 2:44:06 PM

It never looked like fun trying to tame giant boobs while running. For them, I mean. It's fun watching.

5/30/2008 2:44:47 PM

I think menstruation is natural and there's nothing wrong with it

it doesn't suck
its a fact of life

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I mean so is child birth but people should stop with that

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 2:45 PM. Reason : -blah]

5/30/2008 2:45:00 PM

Quote :

"receptacle of every skeezy dick you ever fucked on your way to the top if you are ugly you are fucked. sorry. you get a ton of free gropes longer life = more time on your knees having to take 20 minutes to get off when a guy can do it in 3"

One significant sign of suppressed homosexuality is the disrespect of women. I love women, I love the pie. Women are a blessing upon humanity. There aren't any down sides to being a woman. I think society needs to advance to give women more respect.

XPMS, make better threads. Inspire.

5/30/2008 2:46:34 PM

^^then rape is natural too

FACT O' LIFE DEAL WITH IT

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Reason : ^]

5/30/2008 2:46:51 PM

i agree with Snewf. i never heard of this guy XSMNOP till yesterday and I view him as an assbag.

5/30/2008 2:47:57 PM

@ Amsterdam718

it's a parody thread
lay off with the homo stuff, that's all you talk about these days.

5/30/2008 2:49:25 PM

if that's the case I concede my point, but you're sort of a douche, bro.

5/30/2008 2:50:42 PM

I'm an asshole, yes. I am certainly not in any way shape or form [homo].

5/30/2008 2:52:35 PM

i dont really think you are an asshole or homo

5/30/2008 2:53:22 PM

Quote :

"having to take 20 minutes to get off when a guy can do it in 3"

that's just dumb...

time to get off is directly proportional to amount of beer i've had to drink

and inversely proportional to how much i'm digging the guy...

it can be under a minute or never happen

Quote :

"One significant sign of suppressed homosexuality is the disrespect of women."

i sorta equate this to chicks that hate men just because they've been hurt or dumped....

i mean really...i've been fucked over like a champ and still manage to love men...all of them....i don't want to literally 'love' all of them....but men are awesome....they can do all the things i can't and make me feel like a girl...and that's awesome

5/30/2008 2:53:26 PM

usually the biggest homophobes are the ones that are very uncomfortable with the fact that they have latent homosexual tendancies and it bugs them out

sounds like you

5/30/2008 2:53:35 PM

i'd take XSMP over Amsterdouche718 any day

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2008 2:53:54 PM

Quote :

"XSMNOP"

NOT fucking funny.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : j]

5/30/2008 2:55:11 PM

LOL

5/30/2008 2:55:22 PM

one of the few times i've had sex i got the girl off in 5 minutes and i thought i did something wrong

5/30/2008 2:57:05 PM

if it takes much longer than that then i'm just sorta like "fuck it, let's just do it"

5/30/2008 2:58:00 PM

bwahaha

5/30/2008 2:58:22 PM

5/30/2008 3:00:29 PM

Quote :

"4. Limited opportunity for career advancement due to sexism"

you could just say "the glass ceiling".

but i don't think that's really going to be a problem anymore.

5/30/2008 3:40:45 PM

yeah you'd think since women make .79 on the dollar there'd be more woman at the top so companies could save money

5/30/2008 3:43:03 PM

Quote :

"I think menstruation is natural and there's nothing wrong with it it doesn't suck its a fact of life "

You don't have a period; ergo, you have no idea whether or not it sucks.

Getting the flu is a fact of life. So are lots of other things that do, in fact, suck.

5/30/2008 3:45:46 PM

Don't act like guys don't have to deal with self-image problems either. We're just not pussies and can deal with it better.

5/30/2008 3:47:48 PM

Quote :

"having to take 20 minutes to get off when a guy can do it in 3"

That's far from true.

5) Gravity.

5/30/2008 3:49:04 PM

I think society needs to advance to give women more respect

I think women need more respect for society to advance.

5/30/2008 3:50:38 PM

^ agreed.

5/30/2008 3:56:07 PM

Quote :

"having to take 20 minutes to get off when a guy can do it in 3 "

Please, it takes me less than a minute sometimes

5/30/2008 4:13:13 PM

being weaker/target of sexual predators

seems like it would be scary going out in to a crowded city at night knowing there are probably several guys in the area that would rape you if they could

5/30/2008 4:26:05 PM