1. child support
2. cant get raped
3. the "teacher-student fucking" double standard
4. can only orgasm once
5. beer googles

might be out of order and i prolly forgot many

5/30/2008 2:46:46 PM

STFU FAGET

5/30/2008 2:47:14 PM

STFU SAGET

5/30/2008 2:48:04 PM

STFU BAGUETTE

5/30/2008 2:48:23 PM

2 and 4 are inaccurate

5/30/2008 2:49:09 PM

i google beer all the time. i dont think its a shitty reason to be a dude.

although i dont like beer goggles.

5/30/2008 2:49:38 PM

this is why you shouldn't parody a parody of your own thread

5/30/2008 2:50:59 PM

haha i looked at that after i was done typing it and was like "why does googles" look wrong

5/30/2008 2:51:08 PM

actually my original thread was a parody too^^


so it was a parody of a parody of a parody

5/30/2008 2:56:15 PM

3rd time's a charm?

5/30/2008 2:56:53 PM

3rd time's a FAIL

5/30/2008 4:23:19 PM

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"STFU BAGUETTE"

i'm kind of a fan of this one

5/30/2008 4:25:05 PM

women always asking you to lift "heavy" shit when its not really heavy

7/28/2008 7:16:14 PM

^ thats cause they're trying to make you feel manly. Enjoy it.

7/28/2008 7:17:04 PM

are you just bumping all your threads or what?

7/28/2008 7:17:12 PM

suspend.

7/28/2008 7:17:20 PM

2 and 4 are inaccurate

7/28/2008 7:17:42 PM

2 is accurate in nc

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:19 PM. Reason : 4 is accurate unless shes REALLY good]

7/28/2008 7:19:20 PM

some lady in ny got arrested for having sex with a student

7/28/2008 7:36:32 PM

I disagree with 4, but its been a long time

7/28/2008 7:36:35 PM

1 Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan

7/28/2008 7:53:47 PM

^

7/28/2008 7:54:06 PM

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"2 is accurate in nc"

you were being more general than this, kthx.

Quote :

"4 is accurate unless shes REALLY good"

orgasm has relatively little to do with your partner

7/28/2008 7:56:07 PM

3 is the only one i can see as a valid point.

1 and 5 can work against women as well.
2 and 4 are inaccurate.

7/28/2008 7:57:06 PM

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"2. cant get raped"

according to the law, yes.

realistically, no.

7/28/2008 8:10:24 PM

obviously the cant get raped people have never been in prison

7/28/2008 8:18:10 PM